That's a team that can justify moving, I think. They've been playing fantastic baseball the past few years and it's like the city couldn't care less.
I don't know where they'd go, though. Make Oklahoma City or something.
I know! The whole NL Central is in disarray right now, it seems. The Reds are leading the pack by 7 whole games.
But, at least the Pirates are in their usual place...last.