ML, give up the dream, man. Durant isn't going to DC. As I keep saying, the hometown thing is way overblown.
And you asked what Miami had that DC doesn't? Other than weather, the other obvious thing is no taxes. With that said, I don't think he goes anywhere. But if he did, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be DC. Hell, not to sound like Smitty, but even Charlotte makes more sense. And much nicer place to live.