Fan since a Fetus

^fairly funny article when you think about it.

MTG is a stupid whore who probably uses steroids. I know I sound like I went to the “Harrison Butker’s School of Thoughts for Men,” but I only stayed at a Holiday Inn last night. I can say she’s a whore because she is in fact a whore. MTG would serve us better in a random kitchen somewhere or on her back while making sandwiches than she does in Congress. Thanks for listening to my Fetus Talk today.

This match is going to be insane. Two of the most jacked and on something presidents of all time…

^ His ties are more like a caution signs for his belly. Kind of like when you overload your truck and you have to put the red flags on things sticking out of the bed.

@Simmsy I Tonya was fantastic. Margot was awesome in that one! That’s when I realized she is a really good actress.

i feel like Tanya Harding could be an all American Hero here. Make up for ruining Nancy. Does Tanya live in Missouri? It seems like a place she would live. Also fitting is Tonya threw a hubcap at one of her boyfriend’s head one time. Surely a hubcap can be used on someone who is running either on or near streets. The perfect crime.

Fancy way of saying your husband sold condoms 🤪

Edit: changed pic @Captain Wiggles

Jon Bush (Armored Saint /Anthrax) has a new band. I might go see Armored Saint tomorrow night.

i didn’t know Sammy had his own guitar. I’m mostly a Strandberg guy. So easy to play. It was a scratch and dent. Bought one a couple years ago like that from Strandberg and I had to hold it to the light at certain angles to see two very small dents. Saved $400 on that one. also, LOL at the Swee****er edit

I’m pretty much the same way. I helped put her through school and gave her a place to live. I went to school part time and then afterwards she returned the favor and I went full time. It has paid off massively for me. I don’t regret a thing and neither does she.

Yep. My wife makes way more than I do. I would like him to say that to her. The verbal and mental beat down this guy would get would be good enough to get on pay per view. Also, it’s only the rich ****s that think these women should be house wives. The rest of us can’t afford housewives. We need partners. So, if all the women turn into housewives, I know a bunch of men that will turn gay to get a little help with the mortgage and taxes. Christian Nationalists can’t think this far down the road.

^ it would have been funny if a truck hit her while jogging down the middle of the street. Vegetables still run for office. See: Abbott

Here’s a few quotes from the idiot kicker, Butker: one not listed in the article was not to be apologetic for being manly. Like WTF apologies for that? Link: USA Today “I think it is you, the women, who have had the most diabolic lies told to you. Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world. “I can tell you that my beautiful wife Isabelle would be the first to say her life truly started when she started living her vocation as a wife and as a mother. I’m on this stage today, able to be the man that I am, because I have a wife who leans into her vocation. “I’m beyond blessed with the many talents God has given me, but it cannot be overstated that all my success is made possible because a girl I met in band class back in middle school would convert to the faith, become my wife, and embrace one of the most important titles of all. Homemaker.” Then, Butker got to what he termed the dangers of the “church of nice.” “The world around us says that we should keep our beliefs to ourselves whenever they go against the tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion,” Butker said. “We fear speaking truth, because now, unfortunately, truth is in the minority.” Then, on to Pride Month, which takes place in June. “Not the deadly sins sort of Pride that has an entire month dedicated to it, “but the true God-centered pride that is cooperating with the holy ghost to glorify him.” Butker has every right to say whatever he wants at such an address, but he also deserves the flak he’s going to get over it. Most likely, he’ll take it as one for the team in the fight against, as he put it, “dangerous gender ideologies.”

My jury duty lasted 20 minutes this morning before they sent everyone home because all cases had outcomes already. I made $30 for 20 min of standing in a hall way. Cool. That money goes into my new guitar pile. i asked my wife the other day “Do you love me or $1400 more?” she answered “You’re not getting a new guitar right now.” I didn’t even tell her what I wanted. “so you love the money more, got it!”

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Why would anyone want live to 300 much less forever? Retirement age 276. Oooo wow fun!!!

They need tea cups in the court room. It’ll make it fun for everyone!!!. Ever see anyone depressed in a tea cup?

Are tennis shoes really a part of “well dressed?” These people make up anything. I know plenty of lefties in a two parent home. I know lefties that dress nice, including southern ones and I know lefties that carry. Maybe it’s only these people that I have associated with as I’ve gotten older. They’re all coming to get you MAGA, they’re all coming to get you! Mwahahahahahashaha! just joking, they’re too busy working or reading to their kids and being involved in their own lives to give a **** if you are in a two parent home or you dress nice. They just don’t care. These righty whities want a civil war that is not there. im surprised he didn’t pull out the American flag underwear and then taught us a lesson about not disrespecting the flag.

The people I have known that identify themselves with their guns do go to the range. However, they are not people I think should have a gun. They all have personalities that say “I am unstable.” They use their guns as props when talking about something. Son was not there for this story: One time I joked with one about his son being gay. He pulled out his gun so fast, I thought he was going to shoot me, but he pointed to where his son sleeps and says “nope, bang bang bang” and pretended to shoot his son. I was with my wife’s family one day helping a bunch of them move. Her family owns guns but they do not have the gun personalities. No stickers on cars or anything to show that they owned guns. I noticed a couple people in the woods across the street from where we were moving in to. I told everyone to watch their backs. Suddenly 4 guns show up. They had all been carrying that day, but I never knew because they did not brag about them. One dude even had jorts on and I didn’t see his gun 😆 That house got robbed when no one was home a while later. Took everything, even appliances.

Borknagar have been around a long time and are one of my favorites. Neither of these songs have harsh vocals and I hope you enjoy.