Califan007 The Constipated

I don't know where to put this, so I'm putting it here...(he was a free agent lol)...

Damn...

Please give this man the QB he deserves, Carson.

6 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said:

 

Nope, right in the middle. 

Getting "Total Recall" vibes now lol...

2 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said:

My husband had a chick once who had 3 nips.  (I think that man saw everything  , his stories made me laugh)!

Where was the 3rd one? lol...Hoping somewhere weird.

I'm waiting for Voice Of Reason to enter this thread and break out the "nipple freckles" talk lol...

11 minutes ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said:

Being ok with it and belong together are two different things. Seems like you are virtue signaling a little extra here.

You obviously know very little about me, so try to avoid attaching descriptions like "virtue signalling" to me until you do...

And what determines if a set of anything "belongs" together is dependent upon the goals of bringing those things together. Maybe I'm one of the few who gets the intention of the swimsuit issue, at least this year.

4 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said:

It's a sports magazine, you (I) expect an athlete.  None of them fit that description.  I'm being liberal with what I think CC meant, but whoever really knows? 

SI's swimsuit editions have overwhelmingly not featured athletes or even women who look like they had the coordination to play a sport, though lol...they have looked more likely to be in a lingerie ad than in a softball game.

1 hour ago, skinsmarydu said:

Every single one has been airbrushed.  Tyra Banks spoke out about it.  None of them are real, except maybe Steffi Graf (her body was amazing) and did amazing things on the court. 

I don't like using the term "airbrushed" or even "Photoshopped", but yeah, every single photo of any model or female celeb that was taken specifically for publication is retouched and goes through post-processing and has for the last 70 years. Some of it is really bad, some of it you'd swear nothing was done even though a lot was. I've done a ****-ton of it for various aspiring models and pride myself in promoting their natural beauty instead of hiding "flaws". Unless it's done to a degree that warps and distorts the actual looks of the model--adding curves, lightening/darkening skin, enlarging boobs, etc-- I don't look at post-processing on photos as a bad thing at all.

1 hour ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said:

If you asked me which one didn’t belong it wouldn’t be the fat girl…

If you asked me which one didn't belong I'd say I'm cool with all of them. It's a photo of a woman in a swimsuit, people lol...

Just to make sure everyone is aware...the cover models:

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1 hour ago, PeterMP said:

One last thing, it seems to me SI has managed to go from one body image that most females cant naturally/healthily achieve and people complained about them promoting unhealthy body images to the other extreme without ever finding the middle.

They've got several body types (and ages) this year on different covers...whatever body type anyone thinks they should be promoting is probably in the issue lol.

Sports magazines have been transitioning away from softcore porn for frat boys to celebrations of beauty in all its forms for years now. I'm old enough to remember when female athletes who posed "nude" for mags like ESPN were criticized for having too much muscle instead of looking softer and more "feminine". To me, this is nothing...I think she's gorgeous, though. 

Madison Cawthorn edition:

5 hours ago, Skinsinparadise said:

 

 

Until proven otherwise, I'm taking this as a good sign for the QB room and the offense...

On 5/13/2022 at 12:11 PM, China said:

Exclusive: Oath Keepers Leader Stewart Rhodes' Children Speak

 

Elmer Stewart Rhodes, the founder and leader of the antigovernment Oath Keepers organization, was, at the time of publication, in federal custody awaiting trial for his alleged role in orchestrating events at the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C., on Jan. 6, 2021.

 

Prosecutors' most recent allegations against Rhodes include that he attempted to contact then-President Donald Trump through an intermediary in the days leading up to the Jan. 6 insurrection. They further alleged that Rhodes, in a conference call with Oath Keepers members in the days following Trump’s election defeat, characterized Trump's opponents as a cabal of pedophiles.

 

In February, Hatewatch met with and interviewed Rhodes’ adult children: son Dakota Adams, 24, and daughters Sedona Adams, 23, and Sequoia Adams, 19, in Kalispell, Montana. Rhodes and his ex-wife, Tasha Adams, have three other children who are still minors, and are not included in this interview.

 

The conversation shed important new light on the psychology of the Oath Keepers founder and provided the untold story of the impact of his public activities on his family.

 

Click on the link for the full story

That was a helluva read...

39 minutes ago, Voice_of_Reason said:

He’s a lot like Todd Collins from back in the day, he was super valuable to (OC we hired from KC who’s name I’m forgetting) but was less valuable to everybody else.  He knew that system and even though he wasn’t really physically gifted, (though he had a bigger arm than TH) he could execute the offense with.

 

But he didn’t get a lot of attention after that because he really was a product of that system.  
 

Damn, I can’t remember the OC’s name.  And I’m going to be stubborn and not look it up.

Al Saunders, I believe...

4 minutes ago, SkinsGuy said:

Jim Brown at 12? Mike Alscott above him? 

 

Clinton Portis on the list but John Riggins isn't? 

 

What is Deuce McCallister doing on this list?🤔

 

Eric Dickerson at 20? 

 

Where did you get this list from?

Not sure where it originated but I saw someone post it on Twitter asking "What's missing from this list?"...I immediately thought "Any sense of football knowledge" lol...

LaDainian Tomlinson

9 hours ago, Cooleyfan1993 said:

If Portis is 14th all time statistically (which i think the list is based on) then why wouldn’t he be…? 
 

OP am i missing something? Is somebody’s first or last name spelled wrong?

No way on God's green earth is Mike Alstott a better RB than Jim Brown, Eric Dickerson, Marshall Faulk, or damn near any of the RBs listed after him, He rushed for a grand total of 5,000 yards at 3.7 yards per carry lol...Where the hell is LaDainian Tomlinson?

And that's not Tiki Barber in that photo, that's his brother Ronde Barber lol...for starters.

9 hours ago, FLSkinz83 said:

 

I can't see the pic, but I assume it's a reference to Gibbs.  If yes; then you must be forgetting the great Norval Turner winning a playoff game in 1999.

That must be why they deleted the tweet lol...

2 minutes ago, goskins10 said:

Once teams figured out Taylor could not push the ball down field his game came apart. So no, he cannot still win you the games he could early last year.

Don't agree. Fans were figuring out Heinicke had a weak arm by like week 3. No way in hell it took all the other "football men" in the NFL another 2 months to do the same.

There are sooooooo many other factors that most likely played a role in his bad finish...and sometimes it's just that the "magic" runs out, so to speak. Some of his throws were "How the hell did that get caught?"...Some of his plays were "How the **** did he do that?"...teammate confidence in him growing by the week, team being on a roll, innate play-making ability with his legs, defense stepping up, playcalling improving--all helped with the winning. Injuries, COVID, arm probably wearing down as he played his first full season, lack of arm strength to make all the needed throws, playcalling not improving...all played roles in the team seeming to fall apart over the last 4 weeks.

On 5/10/2022 at 10:06 AM, CjSuAvE22 said:

Why is what hes saying so insane? A 40 year old beat out heinicke for the starting role last year

Yeah, and proceeded to dislocate his hip after throwing 6 passes and was out for the season lol...maybe the coaching staff and decision makers learned from that? Because it's clear some fans haven't.

Hoo, boy lol...have at it.