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Here is the original. MADE WITH LIGHTNING! REAL LIGHTNING!

I see your College Humor Drink Commercial and raise you a College Humor "What if 24 happened in the 90's?" video.

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Doesnt need its own thread, but funny. SPECIAL MEN'S DAY Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the **** Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it! This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the **** Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

When i run too many appliances in my house at the same time, the circuit breaker blows. How do i keep that from happening?

Dont make me start using this people.

If i make fun of other religions, will the militant christians leave this thread alone?

Sorry mods.

There were very few rules, but even back then, if you were getting pummelled and tapped, the fight was over. One match, a guy tapped, the ref broke it up, and was ready to let them reset and start fighting again. :laugh: http://www.stage6.com/user/mmafan73/video/2055765/video1-the-begining

I just watched UFC 1. Hilarious stuff right there. The refs dont even seem to know the rules. :laugh:

DERBY DAYS! :chug:

You are going to have to pay us to get that info. Its like Scientology, you dont get the real answers without shelling out some bucks. I accept PayPal, PM me.

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Damn, he's one of my favorite guys. He's ****ing nuts and hilarious.

The Sig Bet Pwned was my addition. The rest was from a mod. Shoot me a PM with whatever you want.