Dan T.

7 minutes ago, dunfer said:

Let’s not pretend it’s on purpose 

Let’s do. It’s less painful that way. 

The long snapping has been flawless.

So we got that going for us. 

Bravo Commanders!

This the most perfect tanking job in the history of the NFL. 
 

Absolute poetry of ineptitude. 
 

The only way it could be more tank-arrific is if the entire team walked off the field midway through the second quarter. 

Mitch could have given this exact speech before the Colorado Supreme Court to bolster their decision disqualifying Trump for participating in an insurrection:

Mitch McConnell says Trump is responsible for provoking riot after Senate votes for impeachment acquittal | CNN Politics

If nothing else, this Colorado Supreme Court ruling etches into history the treachery of Donald Trump. The ruling reads like a "no duh" summary of everything we witnessed.  He incited and engaged in an insurrection.  We watched, horrified as it unfolded.  For the first time in America's history, we did not have a peaceful transfer of power.

This ruling cuts through all the noise from the willfully ignorant and/or morally repugnant in the MAGA cult and the cowardly political apologists and enablers who are trying to rewrite recent history. 

Reading Tucker Addington's Wikl page, I learned there is something called the Texas Long Snapping organization, and that he was inducted into their Hall of Honor:

Addington is an alumnus of the Texas Long Snapping organization, and while attending it posted the fastest snapping speed of any player there (.65); he was later inducted into their Hall of Honor. From 2020 to 2021, while a free agent in professional football, Addington served as an assistant coach with the organization.

 Home - Texas Long Snapping (txlongsnapping.com)

Edit: He also runs a 4.5 40, according to the above web site.

This was infuriating and painful to watch:

Woah, I think I figured out his problem. And it’s a simple fix. 
 

He was long snapping for punts on field goals and long snapping for field goals on punts. 

Long snapper has to be one of the best gigs in the NFL. One job. Just perfect it and do it well. 
 

Cheeseman had it all there for the taking and ****ed it up somehow. They gave him a ridiculously long leash to get right and he still played himself out of a job.
 

A sad story really, and apropos for this train-wreck of a season. 

2 hours ago, skins island connection said:

I believe that a 3-2 final score sounds most likely, but aw what th' hell.

 

Jests     24 

Doinks  9

 

 * I have to say that I am SO SO SO SO blessed  fortunate and lucky to have witnessed the Redskins glory days of the 80's - early 90's and that is the only thing keeping me going in this dumpster fire wet garbage dump of an organization.

If Harris and co. fail to bring this team back to being a respected force then I may just hang it up and join my local underwater basket-weaving group.  Ron Rivera, what an absolute laughing stock. How does this man look himself in the mirror every day? Seriously! He doesn't even deserve a friggin office; give him a fold-up metal chair and a 99cent writing pad and tell him to draw stick figures or play tic-tac-toe with himself, because he's definitely NOT into how this team operates. He reminds me of the guy currently residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., nothing between the ears except a vacuum...

What a whiner. 

~~~

If Aaron Rogers doesn’t play:

Commanders 74, Jets 3.

If  Aaron Rogers plays:

Commanders 74, Jets 3.

3 minutes ago, Skinsinparadise said:

 

Not a bad idea considering he's been the team's MVP this year.

Cheeseman's next job will be behind the counter at Five Guys.

He'll skid your burger order across the floor three feet in front of you.

Cheeseman again.  Christ.  But NOBODY touched number 14 either.

McLauren's catch to the 1-yard line happened with 4:37 left on the clock.  4:37. ****.

Who is their emergency punter? They just said Slye has never punted.

Try Cheeseman at free safety.

3 minutes ago, Alexa said:

How stupid do you have to be to draft a long snapper? Anyone that does that should be fired on the spot. 

IF you use a draft pick on a long snapper, that should lock up that position for years to come.  Cheeseman has performed like a high school walk-on.

If Cheeseman is on the team tomorrow we should burn down Redskins Park.  And bring fondue forks.

Announcer:  Terry McLaurin was wide open and had a clear lane downfield. 

Me:  Is this clown watching the same game I am?

That's a catch.

7 hours ago, mistertim said:

 

Can confirm. Last week I spent 2 hours trying to get my USB drive to work before finally realizing that I had been attempting to plug a ginger mint into my computer.

Cough drops work, but they have less storage capacity.

**** Rudy Giuliani.