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When i was a kid, we would get one guy to hyperventilate.. huff huff huff huff HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF, then when he was good and huffing, we'd blow him a 'shotgun'.
If you don't know what that is.. well. . we didn't hang out.
As soon as he filled his lungs with it, someone would grab him in a bear hug from behind at the solar plexus, lift him up, and everyone else would punch him in the chest until he couldn't hold the smoke anymore.
Occasionally someone blacked out.Hey, we were stupid, but no one died.
~Bang
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oh uh,, you were just holding it.. for uh.. uh...
Chances anything happens as a result: .0002 %.
~Bang
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Things are tough all over, kids.
Now, who hacked up this hairball and didn't pick it up?
~Bang
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"The Completely Made Up Adventures of Dick Turpin" on Apple TV.
I like absurd British comedy and I like Noel Fielding, except on British Baking Show, where most people will know him from. He doesn't belong there.
Doing ridiculous comedy like this is where he is best. (If you never saw "The Mighty Boosh".. oh man.. Vince Noir is a great character)
The show is about a B-, not great, but fun enough as a sitcom.~Bang
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ignorance of the law IS an excuse. WHattaya know.
Oh hey, Rudy paid a dime yet?
No?
Still on stages and talking his ****?
Yes?Oh.
~Bang
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She knows what she is saying is bull****. she is sayin it because her audience doesn't care if it's bull****, they will latch on to ANY excuse there is, even if those who know it's complete bull****.
They revel in it. They absolutely LOVE that intelligent people get all perplexed over their dumb****ery, and it drives them on.
We all know Trump's main hope is to extend it long enough to be elected and then wipe it all away.But he also hopes that the constant flood of lies and 'unfair!" screams will anger the morons into another insurrection should any of this go against him.
~Bang
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I sincerely hope that at some point the judge pauses the proceeding to ask Trump if he needs a diaper change.
~Bang
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Doesn't matter. These people are all in on the idea that if they can drag it out long enough he will be elected or somehow put in power and they will all be rewarded while the judges are maybe thrown in jail. (or more likely, outed so the mob can 'step in'.)
It's their only chance.
~Bang
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9 hours ago, tshile said:
Wouldn’t be surprised if this is one of those things his people do to make it hard for people to claim what they’re owed.
the guy has a long history of screwing over people that have contracts with him
That's exactly what it is.
None of this is buffoonery or incompetence, no matter how much they'd like everyone to believe they make honest mistake after honest mistake.
These are delaying tactics, nothing else. Every single "mistake" is calculated to take advantage of the toothless law and extend the time they have left to breathe.~Bang
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Just got apple TV.
"Monarch" is drool worthy.
I am looking forward to starting "Sugar". Anything Colin Farrell is in, he's great.~Bang
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oh,.
Til Monday.
Did they specify which Monday, or is it like the usual 'orders' with this guy?
"We say, but never enforce"
~Bang
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Maybe someone should step in... or stand their ground, as it were.
~Bang
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Arrest everyone who farts.
~Bang
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From the playlist
Diddling around
Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros.. just brilliant stuff before he died. Damn, he could write a song.X with a Doors cover. Man did I love this band.
Noisy boys
and one more
~Bang
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Thank goodness Marge will eventually tell us how to spend our money to help fend off the democrats from .. um.. trying to control our lives.
Seriously, this is a failing of media. Not of her propaganda bull**** network, but of actual media. Marge's phone should be blowing up with invitations to every single political discussion show so they can ask her about this, then after she grunts out her "thoughts", spend the rest of the show laughing dead in her face. Lock the doors, don't let her out, chase her around with cameras and laugh at that ignorant **** all ****ing Sunday. Call off the commercials, blast "breaking news" all over the internet, so people can tune in and LAUGH at the ****ing MONKEY.
Fun fact, with this you can poke Marge in BOTH EYES.
~Bang
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3 hours ago, Califan007 The Constipated said:
I'm not sure Trump would have done anything illegal
Are you alright? In trouble?
Blink once for yes, twice for no.~Concerned
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51 minutes ago, Califan007 The Constipated said:
Gosh!
Not again!~Bang
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2 hours ago, tshile said:
Strokes no joke
I'm not joking.
This guy needs to go away.~Bang
42 minutes ago, Califan007 The Constipated said:Fixed it.
No, no... that would preclude the ability to speak exists.
Turn him into a vegetable. Breathing with minimal brain activity, like, just enough so he doesn't forget to breathe.
At first.
~Bang
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Natural selection is somewhat cruel.
~Bang
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Man, i hope he has a severe stroke today.
Then he is done, and instead of jail, he can spend his days drooling on his bib til he's dead.Who's with me?
Severe STRRRRRROKE!~Bang
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2 minutes ago, tshile said:
It seems to me for the most part they’re just opposite democrats, and that’s all that supports their opinions fundamentally
Reverse psychology used on a 5 year old would work, if it wasn’t 40% of the population
That's pretty much it, and the proof if it was needed was the bi-partisan border bill they killed because Trump said they wouldn't support anything a dem had a part of because it would hurt the election.
You nailed it. Their entire platform is If any dem at all is for it, we're against it, even if it's something we want.
~Bang
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I hope they serve every day of those 15 years.
~Bang
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Imagine, a sport we don't watch has this happen!?
I mean, why aren't these women in the kitchen where they belong?
If it wasn't for them doing anything except the 3 Cs (cooking, cleaning, childbirthing) we probably wouldn't even HAVE transgenders!Up next, Central Park pigeons in drag. Should they be ****ting on your new hat?
~Fox
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1 hour ago, tshile said:
come on.his lawyers that were involved are now dealing with disbarment and/or criminal and civil cases.
his foot soldiers (if you will) are being punished pretty adequately.
I get you don’t have the result you want but this constant moaning about how nothing is being done isn’t correct.
even for trumps trials, the financial cost and the drag it creates on his campaign (and because the RNC is funding it 😂, down ballot campaigns are also potentially affected as there’s less money/time/resources for them) is real.
When it has any effect, let me know. I'm in this thread today because up above Trump is putting out pleas for someone in is deranged army to kill the judges that are trying to stop him. (Oh, but the law won't see it that way. They will pretend they do, they will maybe look ever-so-sternly over their glasses at him, but they won't do anything and i'd bet they won't do anything after someone does try to kill one of them. Not to him, anyway.)
A lot of these j6ers will be getting out of jail in short order.
I very much doubt any of them learned anything, except maybe how to be worse. Their victimhood is solidified in them again, thy are not in prison, they are' hostages' as they are called by the Speaker of the ****ing House. They have a spokesperson. Trump has promised to pardon them and while we may scoff at his chances of winning in November, we laughed in 2016 too... and he WILL let them all out of jail.The big fish... well lets see.. they convicted Flynn, Trump let him out and he's full on Q and calling for an armed revolt. Bannon served nothing and is still on the air promoting insurrection. Rudy is a joke, but he's a free joke, still riding around in limos not having paid a dime. Trump is still the GOP frontrunner and of all the things that "happen" to him are either ignored or immediately reduced. Has he lost any properties yet? Nope, because his bond was lowered to a point where he could pay it with his idiot army's money, and it was done because of the brilliant legal argument of.. uh, I'm not sure.
Oh he's got a trial for this and a trial for that, and hooray, when something actually looks like actual justice, i'll be happy.
But I am not holding my breath.
They might lose elections, but none of that will clean up the problem, and in fact i'd argue that the only thing their propaganda network likes more than winning elections is losing them. Playing the finger-pointing, keep everyone enraged game is much easier when you're not in power. Their core audience is going to have a problematic life regardless, and even if not they can easily be convinced of things that aren't actually happening as being real, causing them problems they don't actually have, and it's all the dems fault.At this point, what is primarily being 'done' is hoping they will go away or they will eventually see reason, or they can be marginalized.
Am I missing anything?
~Bang
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The Sewer That Is The GOP: With All The White Supremacists, Conspiracy Nutters, And Other Malicious Whacko Subgroups, How Does It Get Fixed?
in The Tailgate
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At first they came for the man down the road because he was different, and I said nothing.
Then they came for my neighbor, because he was also said to be different, and I said nothing.
then they came for me because I do a **** ton of cocaine and have offshore sex parties with high school girls.
A lesson to be learned here.
~Bang