PokerPacker

Hey, if there's grass on the field . . .

if you consider that a valid playing field, you may have issues.

WTF is going on here? :laugh:

that smiley really changes the meaning of your post.

God is actually a giant phallus

Jew Day thread

who wants to be the one to quote that post to get it on this page, too?

yesnot enough text...

figured I'd give this one a try:

Christ is dishonest

"Why are you voting for Obama?" thread

You have some odd eating habits...and my balls are both the same size.

You eat balls too? Weirdo.

Cooking Meatballs thread.

I was looking for this thread so I could put that first quote in here, but unforutunately the new search omits the words "taken", "out", and "of", leaving the only search parameter "context" which yields endless results.

I got ya a little fail right there.:laugh:

Something like this.............

Good Grief

DeSean Jackson thread in ATN.

wow, that sounds like it should've come from the thread about accidentally seeing someone's schlong.

**** dallas, go Green Bay! (pre-emptive **** dallas for week 3)

From the thread.. 'Green Candy'

:paranoid:

never a better time for the perverted "laugh" smilie :laugh:

http://gizmodo.com/5035456/blue-screen-of-death-strikes-birds-nest-during-opening-ceremonies-torch-lighting

Olympic fail. Blue screen of death!!!

hehe, sweet. can't ever beat the time that it happened at a microsoft press conference, though.

heh, i get the sandwich one :geek:

oh come on, that looks nothing like a nintendo. And what self-respecting game-console company puts their controller ports in the back of the system? [/:geek:]

TLC treats me to a day of shopping, a good meal and $2.00 Jagermeister shots at The Green Turtle, then back to his place for some HONEY

Canton thread

I always knew there was something wrong with those two...

Screw the poor

Early Termination cell phone contract thread

Finally we get to see how the evangelicals TRULY feel. :laugh:

Do want. :rubeyes:

^it is, but its a welcome one

i think they're essentially the same thing...sound the same/spelled differently. I just teach them as homophones.

well, they're similar concepts, but not quite the same. homonym should be spelled the same but different word where as homophone is pronounced the same but are different words.

trust me, i got the homophone. But I liked the entire quote better.

ooh, i did use the wrong word, didn't I? very subtle.

all i took out was the disclaimer in parentheses...but, if you want me to fix it, here:

I like the longer version better. Parentheses and disclaimers don't count in my book

if you say the quote out loud, you will see that the last word is a homonym with another word that makes it all the more fun.

MANswers on SpikeTV thread

hey, follow the rules. no cropping from the middle, only the edges. you don't even need to remove from the middle for this one to be good.

:nana: