PokerPacker

so y'all WVers will knock up your cousin, but won't do the decent thing an marry her? for shame.

edit: how did my post get up here? I was responding to H_H...

for my fellow Fairfaxicans:

Did ten pages just disappear or what? I know yesterday it was saying 1094, but sending us to 1089...I just got pwned

those pages were fake. if you clicked on them you'd be redirected back here.

Not sure about owned, but pretty funny.

original title was own3d, thread bombs, and funny pics, so I think you're safe.

not to be a downer, but why are we posting scantily clad girls in the owned thread? I have nothing against scantily clad females, but this a thread I go to for a laugh, not a wank.

amazing medical facts

owned

^ :owned: haha

NSFW but awesome!

haha, nice. I liked seeing Patton Oswalt get a couple cameos in that.

that was an interesting story, Ransom

ugh, drama queens in every sport. At least its much less prevalent in American sports than Soccer.

LOL @ Men can fake whole relationships...and DAMN to the guy that fell down the elevator shaft, he alive?

He's paralyzed from the waist down. :paranoid:

PokerPacker, I can't help but see the irony of you being the one posting that pic.

No irony at all, mate. I remember that play, so I recognized the error in that picture immediately. I will say that it was very well shopped. Had I not known the original, I wouldn't have noticed. The only thing I've found in the picture to make it obvious its faked is the lack of the saints logo on the sleeve (I guess he couldn't make it look natural with the wrinkling so he left it out)

http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?353979-If-the-Redskins-win-the-Super-Bowl-I-will-give-both-Rex-Grossman-and-Mike-Shanahan-a-BJ.

This entire thread. :rotflmao:

someone posted this picture in that thread:

the problem with that picture?

Dude....pink...what is that all about?

probably puking up his 'roid shake

I just threw this together, maybe someone will enjoy it:

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my other friend and I decided to go commando.

Going Commando from the Grey Lot thread.

damn firstrow stopped working in the Packers game before a pick-six

Jason Garrett appears to be a supporter of peewee football

I remember hearing about that story way back!

and I had one of those "Toy Yodas" way back. it was annoying as ****. Randomly turn on and annoy you, it would.

The picture gives no scale, but it was about 2-3 inches long.

that is NOT stopping it... that is "slowing it down". No other contact from teh other team was needed to put it in the goal--- gol !!

I didn't say it shouldn't be a goal, just that ball had a velocity of 0 or less at one point after making contact with the goalie. It still had energy stored in it in the form of rotation, but it wasn't turned into kinetic energy in the form of forward motion until after it hit the ground and started moving forward again. So yes, he did stop it... temporarily.

clearly the goalie didn't STOP it, he just slowed it down considerably (its not as though the opponent kicked the ball again once it was "stopped")

he stopped it in that it was moving the other direction, but it had a spin on it so when it hit the ground it was moving towards the net again.

http://www.oliandalex.com/storage/BENNETT.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1284999443610

edited to comply with forum rules. I missed the Fbomb when reading it. so click the link if you want the funnies.

it took me forever to figure out who they were screwing with, because the first thing I noticed was the second set of pictures with the one dude who had sideburns added.

I don't even understand what the guy is trying to say with that original status...his grandpa is in the hospital and it's going to suck having sex tonight??

*****in'-A, man" is what he heard in his head. "****ing a man" is what came out

edit: seems I'm a bit late in clarifying.