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3 hours ago, The Sisko said:

The dog behind the 'doge' internet meme, has died

Kabosu, the shiba inu dog whose quizzical expression starred in an array of "doge" internet memes, has died, its owner said Friday…

 

 

Wow!  Such sad.

Google also thinks you should use Elmer's glue to keep your cheese on your pizza.

1 hour ago, dfitzo53 said:

Also why is the cop sticking his head into the vehicle repeatedly while the driver is still in it? Isn't that a no-no?

Because if he puts himself in a position where he can say he feels in danger, he gets a free murder.

1 hour ago, ixcuincle said:

you damn kids, didn't know butter chicken on pizza was a trend

I was just in the San Francisco area earlier this month for business, and on one of the days we got lunch from an indian pizza place that made these curry pizzas.  I ordered their Chilli Paneer pizza, but they do sell a Butter Chicken pizza.

Just looked the place up and I see they're opening a location in Ashburn.

https://currypizzahouse.com/locations/

15 minutes ago, Fan since a Fetus said:

Sounds like Alito needs to eat more sandwiches. His wife isn’t busy enough and is causing neighborhood problems. Get back in the kitchen Martha!

12 hours ago, skinsmarydu said:

Has anyone ever gotten a survey from Nielsen?  I got one today with a $1 bill inside, with a promise of another 5 if I send in the survey (prepaid envelope), so I did it. 

One copy in English, one in Spanish.  They wanted to know what genres I watched in each language in the last month. 

(It wasn't addressed directly to me, just "resident of XX neighborhood".)

They still do that?  They chose our household back when I was in elementary school.

2 hours ago, tshile said:

Honestly I assumed people still wearing watches (under the age of 60) were doing it for style purposes. Because it fit their outfit and how they wanted to look. 
 

I figured it was a small % that actually just prefer to check time that way 

As a U60, it's both for me.  I like the style of a nice watch, and I like to be able to get the time with a quick glance down.

And I just like the whole mechanical nature of watches.  I prefer to go for an automatic watch rather than a quartz or other battery-powered watch.

5 hours ago, Destino said:

Is there a good big city mayor? A mayor beloved by the people that has done a wonderful job? I was reading through this thread and the thought hit me that I’ve never known of such a person. Every time I read about “the mayor” from wherever it may be, it’s because the mayor is neck deep in problems or scandal. 

What about that Guilianni guy?  I heard people were super stoked on him 20 years ago.

4 hours ago, Destino said:

 

I'm giving her honorary Hockey Player status for that.

2 hours ago, TheGreatBuzz said:

 

When I had my one rib removed, Buzzette joked "now we have the same number of ribs."

 

Long story short, she legit thought women had one less rib. She just figured there was some evolutionary reason for and religion made up a story instead.

Wait, but wouldn't it be the other way?  Men have one less rib because it was used to make women?

19 minutes ago, Destino said:

I’m never going to watch a movie on Trump. Good or bad. Favorable or otherwise. I’m ready for him to be something that happened in the past. A crazy story that took place in a strange time. 
 

That said, I’m always glad to read about Dan Snyder being predictably terrible at everything he does. They really should send a documentary team to just follow him around. It’s only a matter of time before he manages to screw it all up in spectacular fashion and it would be nice to know just how it happened.

Rolex Submariner Invicta Pro Diver wearer.  Watchies are disappointed when they ask for a closer look and discover it's not a Rolex.

26 minutes ago, LadySkinsFan said:

 

As much as I'd like to see Paxton out of Texas, I sure don't want him AG of the United States. He's a criminal.

Is he a free man because he controls the Texas prosecutors?  If he left, would he suddenly open himself up to indictment?

I thought Republicans believed in men controlling what their wives do.

Now that I live in the general area of NYC and hear the local politicking and what-not from the local radio, I'll be happy to see him go.  Given NYC's track record, though, I don't have high hopes that the next mayor will be clean.

34 minutes ago, Cooked Crack said:

 

Hey, that's only three orders of magnitude away from profitability!

5 hours ago, SkinsFTW said:

 

 

When the profanity filter defeats itself

It probably would have been fixed by now if this were a hockey board and had people talking about coach Bab**** or Hitch**** in the gameday threads.

5 minutes ago, Dan T. said:

Least surprising tidbit in history:

 

Horrible person Daniel Snyder is friends with horrible person Donald Trump.

 

 

They probably met on Epstein's island.

I saw this posted saying this is what the fog looked like, so navigational accident is actually quite plausible.

3 minutes ago, ixcuincle said:

Been blocking tweets here because some threads just get inundated with them and it seemed to have slowed down ES, but somehow the blocking stopped and there is minimal delay.

 

Still going to scroll by most of them but the issue seems to be resolved for now

Privacy badger hasn't been fulling blocking them for me lately, though they are still not fully-fledged tweets; just the text.

4 hours ago, Ball Security said:

Came here to post this.

Israel doesn't want to set up a non-Hamas government.  Hell, they propped up Hamas to keep non-Hamas entities like the Palestinian Authority from gaining traction in Gaza.

29 minutes ago, dfitzo53 said:

I believe that law also covers double-clicking tongs.

5 hours ago, The Evil Genius said:

 

I like to believe Voyager had been sending us Disco, but then it stopped when it had that hardware failure.  But now it's back.  From outer space.

6 hours ago, Renegade7 said:

@redskinss

 

Well...did you look at the cat's browser history yet?  I see a laptop and more shame then I expected from a cat...

You see shame?  I see shameless.  "You think you caught me?  I wanted you to see!"

6 hours ago, Califan007 The Constipated said:

It's largely a societal issue, which is why I think individualizing the solutions won't work ("you just need to make better decisions," etc). When I went to Australia, holy forkin' shirtballs lol...everyone was in shape, at least in Sydney.

That's just survivor-bias.  All the fat people were eaten by crocodiles.