Spandex.................

I would love to meet the person who first thought it good to make spandex for big people, and kick the piss out of them. Dear lord, what were they thinking. I can’t smoke in public places yet a 274 pound, five foot three woman who’s wider then the saddle bags on her ol mans hog, can wear spandex, and torture the eyes and mind. I went to a bike show this weekend, and saw at least 12 women who surely don’t own mirrors. The one in the tiger striped pants left nothing to the imagination. Looked like 300 lbs. of cottage cheese in them things, with a camel toe you could get lost in. To top it off, she’s got on a leather halter that rolls of fat cover the back strap. Friggin rude. <br /> I may be scared for life.<br /><br /> <br /> <br /> <img border="0" alt="[puke]" title="" src="graemlins/pukeface.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[cuss]" title="" src="graemlins/cuss.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[puke]" title="" src="graemlins/pukeface.gif" />

Oh my God... lol. Yeah I agree w/ ya. Though all women should dress modestly.

Pete, I feel your pain. As a high schooler, I worked at a movie theater frequented by this enormous woman. She was about 5'5" and must've tipped the scales at about 300 lbs. She'd come in every week like clockwork wearing the same ridiculous ensemble: a pair of leather pants that she must've been poured -- like melted latex -- into and a black tank top that stretched impossibly across her chest, hanging on for dear life. I'd always look at her and think to myself, "Doesn't this poor woman have anyone in her life with courage enough to tell her not to leave the house like that?!" </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">all women should dress modestly.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Can't say that I agree there, Kefka. Depends on the woman. For example...<br /> <img src="http://www.jenniferlopez.com/images/gallery_six01.gif" alt="" /><br />...Jennifer Lopez, go on with yo bad self. <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="smile.gif" /><br /> <br /> <small>[ March 21, 2002, 03:09 AM: Message edited by: Glenn X ]</small>

Gentleman, I truly "feel your pain",( <img border="0" alt="[doh]" title="" src="graemlins/doh.gif" /> ). As someone who has spent more than enough time in Va. Beach, Chesepeak Bay, and many of the beaches in south Fla. I have seen much of what you describe. I have been a member of many a health club in my day and even owned my own gym, so I can relate. However, with those experiences in mind, I have seen the good side of spandex. In the interest of fair and balanced, you know me, I give you this.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.myspandexfetish.com/gallery_swimsuits.htm" target="_blank">http://www.myspandexfetish.com/gallery_swimsuits.htm</a><br /> <br /> <small>[ March 21, 2002, 10:30 PM: Message edited by: Park City Skins ]</small>

GlenX, you wouldn't happen to have that shot from the other side, would you? <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="smile.gif" />

Well Brave, I don't know about that shot, but how's about this?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.aclasscelebs.com" target="_blank">http://www.aclasscelebs.com</a> <br /><br />just look for "J-Lo". Whoa!<br /><br />Sorry about the 2 I had on before. Same problem.<br /> <br /> <small>[ March 22, 2002, 05:01 PM: Message edited by: Park City Skins ]</small>

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Brave:<br /><strong>GlenX, you wouldn't happen to have that shot from the other side, would you? <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="smile.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Unfortunately, Brave, I do not. However, I'm sure if you do a search on <a href="http://www.bomis.com" target="_blank">www.bomis.com</a> you can find a pic or twenty of Ms. Lopez's lovely derriere.<br /><br />PCS, when I click on those two J-Lo links, I get 404 errors. (Did I just say "J-Lo"? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" /> Somebody slap me. <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laugh.gif" /> )

Back to the original subject...not that j lopez isn't a very FINE subject........<br /><br />A true story to share concerning this topic. (well sort of; I don't think my description can do it justice; it's one of those things that falls under "you just had to be there..)<br /><br />Story background:<br />Back in '98 some friends and I (7 of us) planned a trip to Alaska. The main planners were one of my better friends and his girl friend/fiancee who grew up in Alaska. His fiancee had returned to Alaska, helping her mom out with some stuff so she was there already. (We were all basing the vacation out of her mom's house; saving the lodging fees and some other expenses. And had our own "tour guide.)<br /><br />Well the week before the trip, my friend broke up with his fiancee, which threw MASSIVE kinks into everyone's vacation. My friend, even though he broke up with her, was STILL planning on going. That was corrected REAL fast. (idiot; he breaks up with her (for someone else) and still thinks he's going to visit her and her mom???)<br /><br />To the meat of the story; he had invited one of his co-workers on the trip. A co-worker no one knew and didn't really know was invited. (Actually I think she "invited' herself and he couldn't just tell her to "kiss off".) So with my friend "un-invited", we were stuck with her. <br /><br />My friends co-worker had many faults, LEAST of which was her girth. (We still haven't figured out how the plane took off...) If possible her personality was more grating than a Deoin, jeff George, Albert Connell, Marion Berry, bin ladin, and Saddam Hussien personality merger. The entire time in Alaska, one of the girls present continously was making firing motions with her hands at the back of this persons head, desparately wishing she could shoot her. Sad thing is, we all would have testified it was a justified homicide.....(we wanted to shoot her too.)<br /><br />The thing I was trying to get to was our trip to matanuska glacier. Walking the trail to the glacier, this person decided to take a short cut. She took the short cut across a mud flat despite being warned not to by us and by a local family out on the trail also. (Remember we are talking about a HEFTY HEFTY woman here.) Halfway across the mudflat she sunk in, up past her waist. <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laugh.gif" /> (Think of a whale half buried in mud, floundering around, gyrating, flailing her appendages, screaming and moaning and... <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laugh.gif" /> <br /><br />The local family just cracked up laughing and kept going on, "We told you but you wouldn't listen.....". And made no attempt to help her out. All of us were incapable of doing nothing for several minutes but laugh our @sses of. We were laughing so hard we didn't even have the presence of mind to snap pictures. Only the ex-fiancee had the forethought to run the video camera to document it for posterity. <br /><br />Finally we went out there on the mud flat (WE did not sink in despite several of us being overweight ourselves, (and that includes myself). We grabbed her arms and pulled. And pulled. and pulled..... <br /><br />Finally with a loud sucking sound, the beach whale, er human, slid out of the waist deep mud (WHICH supported all of our weight; but not hers <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="smile.gif" /> ) And then we cracked up all over again as one of her shoes was sucked off of her feet by the suction of the mud. We had this blimp lying on the ground covered in gray, oozing mud.............. <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="smile.gif" /> <br /><br />And then the only water available to wash in was the ice cold water coming off of the glacier. <br /><br />Another much shorter story: Same trip, same person. We went to hike up a trail and over a pass. To get to the pass involved about a mile hike on flat ground on the valley floor, then up a steep and very taxing pass to go over the divide. This person DID NOT MAKE IT a quarter of a mile on flat ground before turning around from exhaustion and going back to the van... As I said, I and some of the others were not in the best shape in the world either. But less than 1/4 of a mile???<br /><br />Side note: for most of the trip this person favored wearing a bright red flimsy cotton outfit (shirt and shorts that i called a mu-mu) that could easily be torn by a nail, a splinter, or a slight breeze. We shuddered at the thought of the potentially exposed skin much like pete did with the spandex.....<br /><br />Oh, thanks for the laughs pete and for dredging up the memory.... A real classic your post was.<br />---------<br />By the way pete, how do you know the woman was 5 ft. 3, and 274 lbs? You shouldn't talk about your wife that way. <img border="0" title="" alt="[big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /><br /> <br /> <small>[ March 26, 2002, 12:34 AM: Message edited by: Montilar ]</small>

You know, between that personality merger, <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> , your story Montilar, and the srory that kicked this off, I just may not sleep to well tonight. Course, if that does happen, i'lljust click on J-Lo there and stare for awhile. <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="smile.gif" /><br /> <br /> <small>[ March 26, 2002, 01:08 AM: Message edited by: Park City Skins ]</small>

This has nothing whatsover to do with spandex. However, since it's the offseason and Lexus Locklear is incredibly HOT...<br /><br /> <img src="http://www.hostones.com/websites/pornstars/lexushost/images/1664BP06.JPG" alt="" /><br /><br />You're welcome. <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="smile.gif" />

<img border="0" alt="[Luv]" title="" src="graemlins/love.gif" />

I've never seen this babe before, but she just made the list! <img border="0" alt="[sexy]" title="" src="graemlins/sexy.gif" />

Pete, I think this Spandex woman's sister lives<br />across the street from me. My neighbor and I<br />didn't realize they made spandex that large. We<br />think they used a parachute to make her shorts.

If you want to have some real fun, and see just how strong your stomach is Riggins44, next time you see her in said shorts outside, tell her she's got a bee on her. If like most ladies I know, she'll jump around a bit. All that cottage cheese starts to jiggle, you may lose your lunch.

on the topic of spandex. Or a similar material. put to slightly better use... <img border="0" title="" alt="[big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <br /><br />Was in a 7-11 in Falls church Friday. There were two hispanic women, both were not bad looking, in the store. The one was wearing a miniskirt showing plenty of leg. But that's not the good part. She also was rather, ummm, top-HEAVY. And wearing a very skin tight top. One that would of been tight on a 4 yr. old......<br /><br />To make it even better, the top was tranlucent, opague, or whatever you want to call it... Huge, dark brown points shall we say were extremely visable .........<br /><br /> I think spandex, transparent tops (and no bra) are very nice... <img border="0" title="" alt="[big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[drool]" title="" src="graemlins/drool.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Luv]" title="" src="graemlins/love.gif" />