China Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Lamest Murder Excuses “I'm Too Fat to Kill” A man accused of killing his former son-in-law claims he was just too fat to have pulled off the murder. He was fat enough to sit on his ass googling “how to commit a murder” before the shooting, though. “I Had a Sudden Fit of Gay Panic” This defense was used to acquit an Illinois man who stabbed his neighbor 61 times. “I've Been Playing Too Much Grand Theft Auto” “Someone Dropped PCP On My Head!” “I Can't Help It, I'm Antisocial” Asperger's Syndrome used as murder defense. “I'm Too Intelligent” “I'm a Necrophiliac” Man claims that he had sex with a dead girl lying in a pool of blood because he was a necrophiliac, but didn't actually commit the murder. “I Thought My Girlfriend Was a Vampire” He got off using this excuse, too. “He Told Me I Looked Like Lance Bass” “I Was Sleepwalking”There are 7 instances when sleepwalking was used as a defense. Click the link for more, including whether the excuses worked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Fried Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 The Lance Bass one is the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselPwr44 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 "I thought it was Vinny Cerrato..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stickyshooZ Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 The Twinkie excuse, ala the guy that did in Harvey Milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 "I thought it was Vinny Cerrato..." "Case dismissed." That is almost like the one I was thinking of; "He jus' needed killin'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonsieRB34 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Our judicial system is a joke. Anyone see the movie, Law Abiding Citizen? It's kind of the moral of the whole movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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