nebster21 Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical came up--fireman,policeman,salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for the Philadelphia Eagles , but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 :doh: Cute. an oldie but a goodie :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCNightHawk Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 lol, thats pretty funny.. it could work for any sports team though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 What's the record for the worst record, the year after a SB appearence? Could Philly own this record this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nebster21 Posted December 6, 2005 Author Share Posted December 6, 2005 4-12 I believe. It is owned by the Raiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsForLife260 Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 All the eagles fans has seemed to disappear this year.. I wonder why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeRedskins Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 HA, that was the first time I read that one. Funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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