fuji869 Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 THE YEAR IS 2029..... George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Floridians still don't know how to use a voting machine. Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia (formally known as California). White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Originally posted by fuji869 THE YEAR IS 2029..... George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. To quote Darth Vader: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Originally posted by fuji869 THE YEAR IS 2029..... George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. You mean Emperor Hilliary Clinton is no longer in power????? :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Dave Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 "France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica." That's just too funny. It could happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Originally posted by Disco Dave "France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica." That's just too funny. It could happen. France has wine as it's #1 alcoholic beverage replaced by Red Stripe. "Hoooooooray Beer!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Actually, a more realisitic scenario would be French White Christian minority struggling to make inroads to power after being displaced by Muslim Fundamentalist majority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 There was a longer list a while back. But this brought back some humor. But you forgot In that year it will be a crime to hurt someones feelings by raising your voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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