fuji869 Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 Something I got via the Email today. It is very funny but also very true! :laugh: You know you're living in 2002 when: 1. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is because they do not have e-mail addresses. 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?" 4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. 5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year. 6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea. 7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. 8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 9. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the screen. 10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. 11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it. 12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning. 13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car. 14. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave. 15. You consider second day air delivery painfully slow. 16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet. 17. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored Post-it notes. 18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person. 19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls. 20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. 21. You get up in morning and go on-line before getting your coffee. 22. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check you E-mail on your way back to bed. 23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :-) 24. You're reading this. 25. Even worse you're going to forward it to someone else. (and I did) :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeSkin Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Christ, that IS me...damn, I need to get a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Well, the old saying is the truth hurts. Though personaly I believe it can't hurt if you're not afraid of it. Truth can, however, be a little disturbing. Now would be one of those times. My sentiments exactly Orange. Now, does anyone know why my password doesn't work on my microwave? :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indyskinsfan Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 :laugh: I have half of those symptoms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaVar_Is_Your_Daddy Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 cool stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfanfrombirth Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 LOL Thats good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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