manichispanic Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Off the bat, i'd id like to admit that i have lost allo my street credit. I've lived in the suburbs for way too long, and now I'd like some of my stret cred back. The solution? Become a walking stereotype of the hispanic people. Kinda like this guy I've devised a list, feel free to add to it Things To Do To Become More Spanish: Join Los Lobos Grow Hair Out and Slick Back Get Upper Torso Tribal Tatoos Buy a Machete Begin a Mariachi Band Buy a Donkey Restore a 1958 Impala Move to East LA Enroll in East LA University Star in Fast and the Furious 3: The College Years Replace Marc Anthony as Hispanic Sex Symbol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFaninOKC Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Speak Spanish.... Watch Cheech and Chong movies.... Remember The Alamo.... Watch "George Lopez" show.... DON'T eat at Taco Bell.... Swear off White girls.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 if you start a mariachi band, buy a mexican sombrero, everyone always likes those. buy and wear a lot of wifebeaters learn your history and culture if you dont already, doing that will make you think more Spanish automatically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scskin Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 get your chinos creased, buy some Chuck Taylors, watch the movie Colors like three times, and get a low rider bike. Oh yeah study hydraulics, car stereos,automotive upholstering, and get some tough looking chicks to hang out with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 Precede most of your sentences with "Ayyy ese" or "Ayyyy homes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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