wkelch Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts!" She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. Its gonna start!" This time she looked a little angry, but she brought him another beer. When it was gone he said, " Quick, another beer before it starts!" "That's it", she blows her top, "You waltz in here. flop your fat butt down, don't even say hello to me, and expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. "Oh damn, it's started!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 NEVER NEVER NEVER Just before their first long deployment, 3 Navy buddies were talking about the stress of leaving their families. A senior officer, a veteran of many deployments, overheard the conversation and offered the following advice: "You must be sensitive to your wives' emotional needs," he said. "Never, ever, whistle while you pack!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 priceless...I'm telling my father that on.... :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 haha, i love it, 'before it starts'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of shame was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice trying to reassure him - "Howard, don't worry about it. You're not the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won't be the last. And, you're single. So just let it go." But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality . . . "Howard, you're a Veterinarian..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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