Posse81 Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Here you go Bufford... Subject: Agenda for Republican Convention Be there or be square ! REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE New York, NY 6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell 6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance 6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment) 6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing 6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment 7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong 7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner. 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next 8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children 8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only) 8:50 PM Seminar #2 Corporations: The government of the future 9:00 PM Condi Rice sings Can't Help Lovin Dat Man 9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong 9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: The real cause of forest fires 9:30 PM Break for secret meetings 10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas 10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy 10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho 10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer in headlights stare. 10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt 10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans 10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong 10:50 PM Seminar #3 Education: a drain on our nations economy. 11:10 PM Hilary Clinton pinata 11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The dangerous new cult 11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again. 11:35 PM Blame Clinton 11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies 11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself 12:00 PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 dam posse you beat Bufford, you stole his only thunder :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 For a joke to be funny it has to have some truth in it. More of a move on.org ran though I'd be there at 11:40pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Besides the one party that goes out of its way to ignore and or circumvent the US Constitution is Democrats, Liberal Democrats and thats undeniable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 ND using the worth "truth" in his posts. Man....this is already a goofy thread. I heard Newsmax is hiring guys who can cover up statues around DC that offend Ashcroft and also find a few more "already named" places to Rename after Reagan. Its the part you were born to play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Of course I use the word truth unlike liberals who go out of their way to use propoganda, outright lies or screeching to get their point across. Yeah liberal newspapers are fair and balanced, go out their way to show both sides and actually print positive things like a booming economy which would benefit President Bush Ashcroft got flak from me about that nonsense and why not have buildings named after the best peacetime president? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJWatson3 Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 i thought it was hip to be square? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sick Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by NavyDave Of course I use the word truth unlike liberals who go out of their way to use propoganda, outright lies or screeching to get their point across. Yeah liberal newspapers are fair and balanced, go out their way to show both sides and actually print positive things like a booming economy which would benefit President Bush Ashcroft got flak from me about that nonsense and why not have buildings named after the best peacetime president? I thought the stated agenda was to once again use New York as a prop in the Bush re-selection campaign? I love it how people uses the emoticon, and think that it automatically makes what they say true. Best peacetime president? So you were saying the Cold War was already over when he came in? I thought he singlehandedly ended the Red Menace? And what about the bombing of our Marine barracks? Was that another clueless Republican asleep at the wheel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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