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----- Original Message -----

From: Mark Hamilton

To: Arlan Falk

Sent: Thursday, February 05, 2004 6:43 PM

Subject: Fw: Hope this comes through

----- Original Message -----

From: Bob Sterling

To: crhoagl@attglobal.net ; MdgiGeoffrey@aol.com ; wittichd@aol.com ; llenz@logicsouth.com ; mchlfh@theinter.com

Sent: Thursday, February 05, 2004 6:52 PM

Subject: FW: Hope this comes through

: FW: Hope this comes through

This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on!

http://skins.hotbar.com/skins/mailskins/img/Police/Police_Blue_car_prv.gifNEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney? http://skins.hotbar.com/skins/mailskins/img/Police/Police_Looking_glass_prv.gif

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!


10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other

cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been

drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


*** Forward this to at least 5 people and see what comes on your screen,

you will laugh your head off!!!!!!!

This works. I don't know how...

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Two "things said to cops" stories I've heard:

(From my mom, who was in the car at the time): My Grandmother had (she's passed away) a granddaughter who's married to a state trooper. Once, when pulled over by a city cop, her first statement to the officer was "I'm sorry officer. I would've pulled over sooner, but I thought you were my grandson."

It worked.


A friend of mine tells a story about his sister being pulled over by a State Trooper on the Pennsylvania Turnpike. The conversation went:

"Oh, officer. I'm so glad you stopped me. How much are the tickets?"

"Tickets, ma'am?"

"For the State Policeman's Ball."

"Ma'am, State Policemen don't have balls."

The trooper froze, then turned around, walked back to his car, got in, and drove off.

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