Bazooka Tooth Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 I need a little advice. Here is my plan. I just got an authentic throwback Monk jersey. I want to get him to sign it. I know that he does not do a lot of signings, and I also no longer live in the area. Does anyone have a suggestion as to how I can accomplish this? It would be so sweet to get it signed and framed for my house. Let me know if you have any ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxskins Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 How good at forgery are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Tooth Posted January 26, 2004 Author Share Posted January 26, 2004 Ha ha. Well, maybe this is a better question. Does anyone have Monks' autograph, and if so, how did you get a hold of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakofthesouth Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Where will you see him? You can't stalk him and epect him to sign your jersey! You'll end up like the guy in the commercial who tries to cut Donovan's shrubbery, and ends up in the neighbor's yard. You have to go to an event where he is speaking or something, and just go up to him, and talk to him like a person. Ask him how his flight was, or how his family is... Maybe ask him how he really feels about the HOF...say if he feels like he needs it to feel a sense of accoplishment. Get to know him first, then throw in the jersey thing. But, you have to find him first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Tooth Posted January 26, 2004 Author Share Posted January 26, 2004 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That was hysterical man. I was rolling. Yea, I guess that is my best bet. to find him at an event in my area. I wonder if he does stuff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOskins56 Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Art has been trying to get my company to switch our credit card machines. He can be reached at 703-898-0539. Just don't tell him where you got the number. :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakofthesouth Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Dude, even if that is Art's # (?)... Don't call him! You'll be a stalker, and he'll be more apt to have you arrested than give you his autograph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakofthesouth Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 I can see it now... (Art Monk's home...) (phone ringing) Art: Hello, this is Art Monk? BBG: (breathing...) Art: Hello? Art: Snyder, is that you again? I told you, I don't want to be a coach!!! BBG: (breathing...) (in a soft voice...) no, it's not Danny... Art: My God, who is this! Answer me! BBG: Why don't you just look in your bushes outside your window Arty! Art: (goes to window) Oh my God! Why are you naked! BBG: I know everthing about you Arty...where you live, when you sleep, your # of BMs per day... Art: Oh God! What do you want from me! BBG: Look out your window Arty... Art: What is that? A jersey??? BBG: If you want me to leave you alone, you must sign it! Art: No! I don't do autigraphs! I can't do it! BBG: If you sign it, I'll put the jersey on, and not be nude anymore... Art: Oh, well no problem. (hangs up phone, calls police) ...I'd imagine it would go down like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankbones Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Originally posted by freakofthenorth I can see it now... (Art Monk's home...) (phone ringing) Art: Hello, this is Art Monk? BBG: (breathing...) Art: Hello? Art: Snyder, is that you again? I told you, I don't want to be a coach!!! BBG: (breathing...) (in a soft voice...) no, it's not Danny... Art: My God, who is this! Answer me! BBG: Why don't you just look in your bushes outside your window Arty! Art: (goes to window) Oh my God! Why are you naked! BBG: I know everthing about you Arty...where you live, when you sleep, your # of BMs per day... Art: Oh God! What do you want from me! BBG: Look out your window Arty... Art: What is that? A jersey??? BBG: If you want me to leave you alone, you must sign it! Art: No! I don't do autigraphs! I can't do it! BBG: If you sign it, I'll put the jersey on, and not be nude anymore... Art: Oh, well no problem. (hangs up phone, calls police) ...I'd imagine it would go down like that! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubledeuce Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 MOskins56, dude, edit that ph# out and just PM it to BB&G! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxskins Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 to late I got it on auto-dial.. and passed it around to all my friends and co-workers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Tooth Posted January 26, 2004 Author Share Posted January 26, 2004 This is great guys!! I am dying over here. Thanks for all the advice on stalking someone. :laugh: :rotflmao: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlinginSammy HOF '63 Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 If he makes the Hall go to the ceremony and get it then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gridironmike Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Originally posted by SlinginSammy If he makes the Hall go to the ceremony and get it then. Yeah, right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlinginSammy HOF '63 Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Hey, that's where people have gotten autographs before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gridironmike Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 I used to go every year and each year, they move you farther and farther away from the inductees (as far as access goes). If you have some kind of special access, yeah, get the autograph. I got his sig at Two Days Gifts about four years ago and at his youth football camp about eight years ago. They have a camp store that sells autographed items. You can catch him at camp and get items signed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRock Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by freakofthenorth Where will you see him? You can't stalk him and epect him to sign your jersey! You'll end up like the guy in the commercial who tries to cut Donovan's shrubbery, and ends up in the neighbor's yard. You have to go to an event where he is speaking or something, and just go up to him, and talk to him like a person. Ask him how his flight was, or how his family is... Maybe ask him how he really feels about the HOF...say if he feels like he needs it to feel a sense of accoplishment. Get to know him first, then throw in the jersey thing. But, you have to find him first! Or you could just skip all of that stuff that he answers every single minute and just get him to sign it and say an ending note.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Actually I was part of a Loudoun Healthcare fundraising function with him. I got my picture taken with him and later got him to autograph it... Sorry don't mean to rub it in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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