Kilmer17 Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "About a gallon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 :ols: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Good one... :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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