Woofer Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 From the desk of Daniel Snyder.:helmet: My Dearest Vincent, What is happening to our fans? Why are the fans booing? Didn’t they see that great completion to Santana? Why were there so many empty seats? I’ve done everything I can to make sure they can see most of the field, and most of them can see the entire field. I don’t know why the fans boo. Are they booing Jim Zorn? Jim is such a nice guy, and gives great press conferences. Not like that stupid Greg Blache. I hate him. I cannot understand what is happening. Have I not given the team everything they need to win? I’ve signed the best players I could get. And yet the fans boo. We need to do something about Jason Campbell. Any big time Quarterbacks available? There must be SOMEONE. I don’t like Todd Collins’ last name, it reminds me of that old soap opera “Dark Shadows” and it gives me nightmares. Barnabas was creepy. And remember when they had “Julia” as a gypsy? God was she ugly. Talk about nightmares. Perhaps we should get another consultant. We gave Jim some extra eyes on the field, but maybe he can't hear everything. He can't complain about an extra set of ears, can he? See who's available, will you? I’ll make up the cost in beer prices and parking fees. Also, I have a great idea for a new Redskins T-shirt. I can’t find my wine. The cheese is here, so I guess I’ll eat it. Bring some wine for dinner tonight, ok? And wear those pants I bought you you for your birthday. Eternally yours, Daniel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Ha! The saddest part of the letter was the sign-off, unfortunately: "Eternally yours"... :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Happy Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Hey Boo, Are we still on for racquetball tomorrow? BFFs forever. Luv u, Danny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizzod Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Hey Boo,Are we still on for racquetball tomorrow? BFFs forever. Luv u, Danny Much better than the original letter. Good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uptown Skins Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 As funny as the letter is to me, it is believable that it could have been written. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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