Blondie Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat, and pretty much kept to himself. One day he rented out his boat to four "out-of-stater" men who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that evening. Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence. When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery. A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible." Joe....THINKING SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS BOAT said, "Hell no! Fact is. I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back, and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger, and she leaked like crazy...........I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time......I warned them that she wasn't very good, and that she smelled bad....but they wanted her anyways. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time, and she split right up the middle." :laugh: :laugh: Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tommy-the-Greek Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 And here I was waiting for a punch line like the boat hit a ROCK.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: But it was funny anyway.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 LMAO :laugh: :laugh: Oh my Blondie. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTerps2002 Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 That is a good one...:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Poster Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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