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Starcraft was amazing. It's hard to believe it came out over 10 years ago. I use to play it all the time in middle school. The only game I really got into online.

I got a loaded laptop before I went to college, but since only bought 2-3 games, and have shifted to console gaming. SC2 is probably the only PC game I'd buy whenever it comes out.

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The-Rock in another few months:

The scene is their couch. She is watching a wonderful program entitled "Ugly Bettsy". You, being the wonderful boyfriend you are are sitting next to her, intently (or not so intently) watching the show. Seemingly, you're loving every second. She loves this about you... But in your head... Devious thoughts are plotted:

"**** this ****. I wanna do something manly. Like build something with power tools, or play Diablo and mess up some evil-doing scum.."

It's at this point she turns to you and looks with a smile. You can't help but smile back, she's a wonderful woman and you're extremely happy. Your thoughts begin again:

"Yah, I'm extremely happy, but I have to sit through this AND that "Grey's" show I'm going to gouge my eyeballs out with a spoon. I... WANT....TO....PLAY.... DIABLO! I have to come up with a plan... But what? What can I do? I don't want her to think I don't enjoy spending time with her, or I'd rather play a video game than sit on the couch and watch this ****ing horrible shows. But I'd rather play a video game than watch these shows. It's not about her, it's about these... shows, if that's what you choose to call them. Damnit! I'm going to grow a set! She's not the boss of me!"

You clear your throat, she turns and looks at you, you say aloud:

"Honey, I wanted to talk to you about these shows..."

She furls her eyebrows slightly as her upper ears start to turn a pinkish reddish color.

"I really just can't..."

She responds, "Can't what, The-Rock? You can't what?"

She says it sweetly enough. In fact, almost angelic, despite the look plastered on her face. Your retort?

"Honey, I really just can't go another day without telling you how much I love you"

At that point, you epically fail.

"Oh good! I thought you were going to say you didn't enjoy my shows. I would have been pretty upset if you didn't want to watch these with me for, like, ever. I thought you wanted to do something stupid like play video games. I'm sorry for even thinking that way!"

You pause in your mind but smile physically, your thought process is:

"Damn women are always a step ahead. Damn it. I'll find a way! Oh, I will find a way! *Diabolical laugh [insider your head, of course])

Replace Ugly Betty or whatever with Ghost Hunters and yeah that's pretty accurate :D

When I first met her she was like what are your hobbies? I said I collect WW2 rifles and play video games. The look I got was priceless.

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