FBI Assasin recruits - a joke

[SkinsOrlando]

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the

background checks, interviews and testing were done, there

were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test,

the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and

handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow

your instructions no matter what the circumstances.'

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .

. . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be

serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said,

'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take

your wife and go home.' The second man was given the

same

instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All

was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears

in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my

wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it

takes. Take your wife home.' Finally, it was the woman's turn.... She was given the same instructions, to

kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming,

crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was

quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman,

wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with

blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with

the chair.'

[BigMike619]

oldie but a goodie.

[Cherick]

LMAO!! nice!