fansince62 Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 to wit: gather a few thousand of the folks and their children presently rampaging through baghdad and basra. load em on some C-5s and fly them to the States. on the flight over, politely explain how the Hollywood folks are great humanitarians who expressed great solidarity with the Iraqi people and their children......if somewhat skewed by a willingness to sustain Saddam Hussein's grip on power. Hand out maps to the homes of the stars, being certain to circle the mansions occupied by Susan Sarandumb, Tim Roth, Alec Balwin, Martin Sheen, Jeane Garafola, etc. Then, pass the word that the local police and National Guard will be on leave for about 24 hours. Let them know that the Hollywood types want to share their love and offer any kind of succor these folks might need to improve their lots in life. Bus them to the appropriate neighborhoods, disgorge them and then leave for the day. I'm sure the Iraqis will figure out a way to spend their time in a fruitful fashion with their Hollywood protectors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Altruism at its best, no doubt:silly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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