DaRock Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Is cliff russell healing or healed or what?..I think he could help us a great deal if he was healthy. I was just wondering what happened to him, because I was really anxious to watch him last year, but he got injured. I think we would just need a speed receiver if he was near 100 percent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesome Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Yeah, I'm very interested in how his knee has healed. I thought he was an intriguing prospect who could have contributed this year even as a rookie. Any news... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen-like Todd Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Cliff Russell has been working hard to get in shape for next year. I heard he's up to 6'5, 220lbs, and now runs a 3.8 40. He also has had his hands genetically engineered so that they stick to pigskin, and can cut on a dime (literally). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&G Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Recent picture: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRMADD Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 In addition, he's had all his brittle bones replaced with titanium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowghost Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 He was rebuilt faster and stronger for the low price of 6 million dollars. HTTR Lowghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 He has also been on steroids and can block on the o line if worst comes to worst.... He may end up being a great tackle eligable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRMADD Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Great! Now we've got our new LG, so we can draft a punter in the first round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&G Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 No sh*t, he's been on steriods. Take a good look at that picture. I'd say its a good bet he would EAT the OL if worse came to worse and we just can't have that, can we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sir Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Damn man, ive been on a lot of message boards. But ive never seen like 10 straight ******* comments, amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen-like Todd Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Yeah, and you broke the streak. Good job. We oughta ban your ***! Just kiddin bud. :laugh: BTW, I heard Cliff Russell is also going to be our new defensive coordinator when Lewis jets for Cinci. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Cliff Russell simply can't be healed after only five months following knee ligament tear. He'll be lucky if he's 100% by training camp, and even then most guys require 18-24 months to be back to normal, if they ever return to normal that is. He was an intriguing prospect. Now he's just a question mark pending his recovery. We need to see what he can do after this injury. So until then, get by with cold showers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen-like Todd Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Cliff Russell simply can't be healed after only five months following knee ligament tear. He'll be lucky if he's 100% by training camp, and even then most guys require 18-24 months to be back to normal, if they ever return to normal that is. Riiiiight. Like Russell doesn't have amazing recuperative powers to go along with his new titanium skeleton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Diggler Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 He can shoot fireballs from his eyes, and lightening bolts from his arse !!! :laugh: Ok, this is getting old:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor The Invincible Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Russell is in GREAT shape, my sources have learned today. Doctors have actually placed Adamantium in his skeleton and have encorparated a "healing factor" into his genetic makeup. They are referring to him as "Weapon X" around Redskins Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen-like Todd Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 This just in from the grapevine.... Cliff Russell is the younger brother of that other famous Redskin... The "other" Derek Smith. You know, the 10-time all-pro offensive lineman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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