fuji869 Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use ... they are as follows: :laugh: 10. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -Michelangelo, 1566 4. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers.... My ***!" - Noah, 4314 BC 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1999 And ... drum roll ... 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad." - Osama Bin Laden, 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 fuji, you're a f#*@ing riot! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 Posted this one back in November - its on topic now Why **** is the Best Word in the English Language... by Who the **** Knows Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "****". It is a magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "****" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both transitive (John ****ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was ****ed by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a ****), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a ****), and adverb (Mary is ****ing interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific ****). It can also be used as an interjection (****! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, **** she's also stupid). As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word ****. Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations: 1. Greetings........."How the **** are ya?" 2. Fraud..............."I got ****ed by the car dealer." 3. Resignation......."Oh, **** it!" 4. Trouble............."I guess I'm ****ed now." 5. Aggression........."**** you!" 6. Disgust................"**** me." 7. Confusion............." What the ****....?" 8. Displeasure............"****ing **** man..." 9. Lost........................"Where the **** are we?" 10.Disbelief..............."Un****ingbelievable!" 11.Retaliation............."Up your ****ing ***!" 12. Apathy................."Who really gives a ****?" 13. Suspicion............."Who the **** are you?" 14. Directions.............."**** off." It can be maternal........"Mother****er!" It can be used to tell time......."It's four ****ing twenty!" It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a ****ing *******." Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history: "What the **** was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima "That's not a real ****ing gun." -John Lennon "Where the **** is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic "Who the **** is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon "Heads are gonna ****ing roll." -Anne Boleyn "Any ****ing idiot could answer that." -Albert Einstein "It does so ****ing look like her!" -Picasso "You want what on the ****ing ceiling?" -Michaelangelo "**** a duck." -Walt Disney "Houston, we have a big ****ing problem." - The crew of Apollo 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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