Pete Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Taws’ the day before Christmas , and all cross the land The talk was not Christmas, but shearing the Rams The Redskins are going, to St Louie to fill Our need for road win, what a wonderful thrill. The fans will be chillin, all filled up with dread our visions of playoffs, most definitely are dead We’ll go to sleep knowing, from bottom to top the Redskins this season, are far from the top My wife has gone shopping, and I feel like crap, So I settled down for a mid morning nap, When inside my heads, there arose such a clatter, A promising young QB, does not make me sadder. So I’ll tune in the game, and Jason will flash, that beautiful long ball, to Moss it’s been cash Betts has been running, giving us a great show over one thousand……I’m sure he will go When, what to my wandering mind should appear, Jason throws over the middle, without any fear With receivers running patterns, so lively and quick, I knew in my heart he could throw a pic. More rapid than eagles, cross the middle he came Jason hits him in stride, and Cooley’s his name: "Now, Crashem! now, Dashem! now, prance on them, hitem! Past Safeties! Past corners! Till the endzone you sit in! To the top of the stadium! The biggest of all! Hail to the Redskins,……. is shaking the walls!" "As passes that before……..I haven’t seen fly, Jasons strong arm, will light up the sky, So out to the receivers, the passes they flew, With so many weapons, who should he throw to. And then, in a twinkling, I get to see proof Betts total yardage, has gone through the roof With the ball in his hands, we’re turning around, and the threat of long passes has helped on the ground. There dressed all in burgundy, from head to their feet , Jasons clothes were not tarnished not even his feet; It brings lots of joy, to see the running game back, and it gonna be so sick, when Portis gets back. His eyes -- how they twinkled! But his mood isn’t merry! Sellers is looking,……… for someone to burry! He’ll nail you in the mouth, with a ol big elbow And then lead the way; for the runner you know The way the lines playing, they don’t look so weak Buges has been hounding them, to not act meek; He has a broad face and a bit of a belly, The great O line coach, that’s not soft like jelly. He’s not some dumb chump, and not full of himself, And I laughed when I see him, in might piss myself; A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know, this line isn’t dead; He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, Gibbs made a decision; he knows he can make work, Playing Skins football, they call it hard nose For the last four weeks, the team has arose; I sprang from my nap, and flew like a missile , the games about to start, I just heard the whistle. But I have to exclaim, we’ll put up a fight, SO EVEN IF WE LOSE, HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT ! Go Redskins :point2sky :point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: Great job!!!!!!!!!!! Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 *chills* Awesome, Pete! Just awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HapHaszard Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Sheer talent, thanks Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Dog Night Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Not bad dude! An 'A' for effort. But you rhymed a word with the same word thrice. So for this I must deduct 3 points and give you a B+. I'm a mean one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Anyone who enjoyed Pete's poetic stylings might also enjoy these: http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3363435&postcount=22 Away in a FedEx http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3350093&postcount=19 Silver Bells (This team smells) http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3340187&postcount=2 Joey the Skins Coach and... http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3349842&postcount=15 God Rest Ye Lowly Redskin Fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommishDC Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Great job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 24, 2006 Author Share Posted December 24, 2006 Another recycled oldie Out on the field, the defenders pause thinking it’s one, of the Ladells draws Running a slant, with lots of poise Moss makes the catch, hear the noise Ho, Ho, Ho, Watch Moss go! Ho, Ho, Ho, Watch Moss go! Into the endzone Quick quick quick Shearing the Rams will be sick First comes the passes, from Campbell Then come the runs, Moss does so well Don’t matter how hard, the defender tries They might as well, just shut her eyes. Ho, Ho, Ho, Watch Moss go! Ho, Ho, Ho, Watch Moss go! Into the endzone Quick quick quick Shearing the Rams will be sick __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 24, 2006 Author Share Posted December 24, 2006 More recycling.......... O come, all ye faithful, Skins fans to the stadium, O come ye, O come ye to Red Skins land Come and behold them, they'll always be our champions O come, let us adore him, we’ll quit our day jobs for Him, O come, let us adore Him, Joe Gibbs is our lord………………… Sing all ye Skins fans, sing in exultation, O sing all ye citizens, of the team that we love. Sing till your throat hurts, sing Hail to The Redskins O come, let us adore him, we’ll quit our day jobs for Him, O come, let us adore Him, Joe Gibbs is our lord………………… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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