Brave Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 In a story that just reverberates with important life lessons for all of us, a Michigan man was sentenced to prison for indecent exposure after he was seen by neighbors gratifying himself with a pumpkin. The man was walking around in his backyard, rather than humping the vegetable in the privacy of his home, the way decent people do. After reading the news report, it seems this happened a couple years ago, and that the man finished his jail sentence last summer. What I find interesting is this: as a condition to his parole, the man cannot own a computer or any device capable of connecting to the Internet. He can own a phone, but he can't use it to call for phone sex. So the phone supposedly has legitimate uses, but computers are only porn devices, according to the judge. It seems if the man gets in trouble for gratifying himself in public, the judge should want him to have Internet porn - so he can gratify himself in private instead. If the judge deprives him of any opportunity to gratify himself at home - doesn't that make it more likely that he will do it outside the home? I think the judge needs a talking to. http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=5518775&BRD=988&PAG=461&dept_id=141265&rfi=8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 I would think that he should be banned from owning gourds, if anything, but that's just me. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 sick man... yeeeesh. Question I have for the judge is if he's concerned that maybe the ....sicko... in question will use the computer and find all kinds of veggie porn. XXX Cauliflower? Topless Carrots .com? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Posted October 15, 2002 Author Share Posted October 15, 2002 Hey Park City, I don't consider myself sick but I've got a whole bunch (well, actually a former bunch) of topless carrots in the fridge right now. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 well, as long as they're not baby carrots your'e in good shape.... eeks.... this thread could go downhill quick.......... cool....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Or baby bok choi. :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 redman :laugh: :laugh: kumquats anyone?............ (ducks and rolls for cover) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 I don't think any of us should stand in judgment, or cast dispersions on this guy unless we have actually seen the pumpkin in question. Many's the time on a cold, lonely all Hallow's eve, I myself have noted the voluptuous curves of this attractive orange vegetable, the smooth line of its crevices, the way its cute little stem bends slightly away from the firm flesh.... oh sorry, well anyway, I wasn't aware there were all that many 'Hot Pumpkin loving B*****s' websites out there??? but if there are, does anyone have a URL? Thanks for the laugh Brave! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Very strange, I've heard of people with a "green thumb" before, but a green um.........er......stalk? pod? :gus: ---- 1000 posts, you have been reached. :wave: ---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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