Al-Zarqawi in Paradise

[Barney B]

Al-Zarqawi in Paradise

So Al-Zarqawi gets to the gates of Paradise, and is joyfully anticipating his eternal reward for murdering thousands of innocent people: 72 virgins to cater to his every whim.

Imagine his surprise, then, when he learns that he's been duped - Allah doesn't much care for terrorists, and instead of getting 72 virgins, he's only scheduled to receive one virgin. One 72 year-old virgin.

Now, old Zarqawi feels cheated, to be sure, but he decides to make the best of his situation, and he takes the old virgin up to his second-floor efficiency apartment for a romp in the hay. First he undresses her, then he undresses himself, then he opens the window and begins to throw all the furniture out into the street.

The old woman looks at him nervously, and asks, "Just what in the world are you planning to do with me?"

"I'm not exactly sure, woman," answers Zarqawi, "but if it's anything like it is with a camel, we're going to need all the room we can get."

[PleaseBlitz]

Ba-zing!!!!!!!!!!