TheNewU Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 1st play of game Sean Taylor will knock alexander out with a severe concussion, Aikman will be commentating and see this, then get flashbacks about how Lavar knocked him out of his last game and ended his career, he will start crying, Next play, Cornelius Griffin will bust a kimo von olffen and tear ever ligament in hasselbecks knee. When that happens, his brother tim hasselbeck will get up to make phone calls because he is worried, while he is doing that, i will sneak in his house and fornicate with his wife elisabeth hasselbeck cuz she is hot. The redskins will then proceed to blow out Seattle causing many seattle fans to commit suicide for continuous playoff ineptitude, at the same time I am logging into my gambling account to see all the money I made by betting on the skins. What a perfect day, skins win, I get laid, I win money, Aikman cries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinman574 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 actually darryl moose johnson and siragusa will be commentating on this game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNewU Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 DAMMIT, 3 out of 4 aint bad, that was the least important one I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsngibbs4life Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 :doh: :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diesel22 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 actually darryl moose johnson and siragusa will be commentating on this game you cant be serious. Fox gave a PLAYOFF game to these two? Nothing that ever follows this throughout the course of my life will suprise me. WOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNewU Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 yea, dunno if siragusa will be in the box, he never is, he just yells stuff from the sideline, and eats doughnuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozskin Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 actually darryl moose johnson and siragusa will be commentating on this game I dont think ya had to point that out. He's probably not havin sex with Elizabeth Hasselbeck either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diesel22 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Well -- I know one thing for sure. My play-by-play will come over the radio because I am not listening to that team of announcers. I don't mind Troy (even as a poke he seems impartial and professional to me) but Johnston sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins'89 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Seahawks will be gone.... like a freight train, gone like yesterday...gone...like a soldier in the....civil war....bang....bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 wishing injury on anyone is frowned upon here. however, this post did make me laugh, specifically the part about "fornicating with (t. hasselbeck's) wife." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNewU Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 alexander did get a concussion! haha, nothing else came true though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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