riggins44 Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 So then those of us that have Balls should make sure to keep the gun safe combination a secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 If you have the BALLS to say to your wife what is in the BALLS listing, then you won't have BALLS by the next morning (or at least 90% of us married men wouldn't ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Wonder if that which one Lorena Bobbitt's husband said? :laugh: Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 That's money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Money Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Guts is asking a women out on a date. Balls is telling her husband to mind his own business until she answers! :jk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Guts is asking a women out on a date.Balls is telling her husband to mind his own business until she answers! :jk: (cue drum solo)...... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 I guess I am stuck on guts,the other isn't balls...It would qualify as insane with my wife :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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