Timurchin Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 I would like to apply for a job at fox sports. I am particularly interested in the production mechanics of power rankings. I have noticed that you are currently using a monkey to do the job and I feel that I can bring a slightly higher line of credability to your organization using a horse named Dumb#ss. I noticed that the monkey has ranked the Chargers (2-3) at #4, the cowgirls are 12th, the Bills (2-3) at 14th, the Broncos at 15th, the Dolphins and Chiefs both (2-2) at 16th and 17th and last but not least the Skins at 18th. I am sure that Dumb#ss can do a better job than this and will only require a slightly higher salary. Please notify my horse before posting next weeks power rankings and I will send him over immeadiately. Oh,Ohh!, OOhhh!!, OOOOOHHHHH !!! YOU IDIOTS !!! How can you publish something like this ? All of the producers need to be 3 stooge slapped. Pap, pap, pap, pow. I'd like to call em up and turn into Sam Kinison on their rearends. Has anybody seen this crap ? They are not just disrespecting the skins, they are disrespecting the entire NFL.:shot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illone Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 :laugh: Yep, just :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InGibbsITrust Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 love the snark. I wish they would hire you. It seems like for the most part power rankings are just a reflection of coventional wisdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F Landry Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 I would like to apply for a job at fox sports. I am particularly interested in the production mechanics of power rankings. I have noticed that you are currently using a monkey to do the job and I feel that I can bring a slightly higher line of credability to your organization using a horse named Dumb#ss. I noticed that the monkey has ranked the Chargers (2-3) at #4, the cowgirls are 12th, the Bills (2-3) at 14th, the Broncos at 15th, the Dolphins and Chiefs both (2-2) at 16th and 17th and last but not least the Skins at 18th. I am sure that Dumb#ss can do a better job than this and will only require a slightly higher salary. Please notify my horse before posting next weeks power rankings and I will send him over immeadiately. Oh,Ohh!, OOhhh!!, OOOOOHHHHH !!! YOU IDIOTS !!! How can you publish something like this ? All of the producers need to be 3 stooge slapped. Pap, pap, pap, pow. I'd like to call em up and turn into Sam Kinison on their rearends. Has anybody seen this crap ? They are not just disrespecting the skins, they are disrespecting the entire NFL.:shot: Calm down, fellow skins fan. Remember these wise words: Power Rankins don't win football games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaz13 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 You are obviously overqualified. You could be an announcer, but it sounds like you might know too much about football to do that. Right Bill Maas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I understand that if team A beats team B, and if team B beats team C, that doesn't necessarily mean team A will beat team C. BUT...if team A beats team C, team A is better than team C. And, um, we beat Dallas! Also... "After further review of PortisFan101's signature, the receiver had possession of the ball and both feet down before he was knocked the **** out of the frame. The ruling on the field of incomplete pass has been overturned -- fumble! -- Washington ball 1st and 10." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfanxxvi Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I would like to apply for a job at fox sports. I am particularly interested in the production mechanics of power rankings. I have noticed that you are currently using a monkey to do the job and I feel that I can bring a slightly higher line of credability to your organization using a horse named Dumb#ss. I noticed that the monkey has ranked the Chargers (2-3) at #4, the cowgirls are 12th, the Bills (2-3) at 14th, the Broncos at 15th, the Dolphins and Chiefs both (2-2) at 16th and 17th and last but not least the Skins at 18th. I am sure that Dumb#ss can do a better job than this and will only require a slightly higher salary. Please notify my horse before posting next weeks power rankings and I will send him over immeadiately. Oh,Ohh!, OOhhh!!, OOOOOHHHHH !!! YOU IDIOTS !!! How can you publish something like this ? All of the producers need to be 3 stooge slapped. Pap, pap, pap, pow. I'd like to call em up and turn into Sam Kinison on their rearends. Has anybody seen this crap ? They are not just disrespecting the skins, they are disrespecting the entire NFL.:shot: To get a job at fox - donate 100,000,000 to the Republican party and/ or have naked pictures of Rupert Murdock with Ronald Reagan in the lincoln bedroom in the 80's ok i just offended myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaDRoc Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Calm down, fellow skins fan.Remember these wise words: Power Rankins don't win football games. Yo the guy Taylor hits in ur sig is Crayton, not Clayton.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaDRoc Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I understand that if team A beats team B, and if team B beats team C, that doesn't necessarily mean team A will beat team C. BUT...if team A beats team C, team A is better than team C. And, um, we beat Dallas!Also... "After further review of PortisFan101's signature, the receiver had possession of the ball and both feet down before he was knocked the **** out of the frame. The ruling on the field of incomplete pass has been overturned -- fumble! -- Washington ball 1st and 10." NO its more like TOUCHDOWN WALT HARRIS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titaw Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Thank you PapaDRoc for making that point very clear, because if they would have properly made that call the first time there would have been no whistle blow and Walt woulda WALKED into the endzone! BTW, the "monkeys" behind the scenes doing the power rankings are Howie, Terry, and Jimmie. We all know JB has no say in it (HUGE Redskins fan) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PGC Skinz Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Thank you PapaDRoc for making that point very clear, because if they would have properly made that call the first time there would have been no whistle blow and Walt woulda WALKED into the endzone!BTW, the "monkeys" behind the scenes doing the power rankings are Howie, Terry, and Jimmie. We all know JB has no say in it (HUGE Redskins fan) Agree :point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Heres how you get hired at Fox Sports: Hire somebody (much like the sniper in Dirty Harry) to beat the living crap out of you for days on end until he beats enough brain cells out of you to make you legally retarded and lower your IQ to about -40. Thats about all you need they should accept you right away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimReefa Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 FOX's power rankings are based on some sort of jack-assed formula. There's no opinion involved. Obviously, it's time to readjust... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmiJo Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Yo the guy Taylor hits in ur sig is Crayton, not Clayton.... I'm sure that after that hit, he not remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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