redskins4life234 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I found these cowboy jokes, they are kinda old and some are lame but: Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A: A huddle. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police. Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons. The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on "grass." The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor. The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions. The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[[ghost]] Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 haha... pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 heh.. some corny most good =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Skins Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" the man answers "241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!" Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" the lady answers, "144." "That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" the man answers, "51." Albert responds, "How 'bout them Cowboys?" :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThornWithin Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"the man answers "241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!" Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" the lady answers, "144." "That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" the man answers, "51." Albert responds, "How 'bout them Cowboys?" :dallasuck I've heard that one used before for the Michigan Wolverines. I love that joke. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeRedskins Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Four guys were hiking up a mountain, one a Skins fan, one an Eagles fan, one a Boys fan, and one a Giants fan. All the way up the mountain they are taking smack to each other about their respective teams. When they reach the top, the Giants fan turns to the other three and says "This one is for da Giants" and he jumps off the cliff. Not wanting to be outdone, the Eagles fan turns to the remaining two guys and says "This one is for the Eagles" and he jumps off the cliff. Then the redskins fan turns to the cowboys fan and says "This one is for the world" and he pushes the cowboys fan off the cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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