HIYA_Beach_Warpath

At his Pro day he weighed in at 170lbs. The cheeseburger diet is working 😂

What?? The Culture in here is damn good!! 😂 😂 😂

2 things. Can we start a go-fund-me account to pay his Jet Flight attendant to pour sour milk on the carpet and Can we keep Duck Fan as a consultant for the draft and player moves? ... if absolutely every move he wants to make, and has made, is wrong the opposite must be right... 😂 😂 😂

My Take on the whole landscape which has been said by smarter people than me. (The Team reminds me of an older example. Past GLORY Redskins= Young Hot Britney Spears. Current Team = Mental Breakdown Bald Britney. The 3D financial chess players to Tiny DAN'cer. Don't leak anything about Bezos. Ignore him, maybe he comes to the table. Tiny DAN'cer "flicking dust bunnies on the kitchen floor" player. I just read this book Reverse psychology for dummies. Leaks, I would never sell to Bezo. I think if Sexy Seattle wasn't standing behind Mental Breakdown Bald Brittney, he takes a shot at the huge makeover, face-lift, long rehab project. Bezo, thank you for your advice, I won't place a bid. Harris/Rales - Have the sentimental spirit to make Britney hot again. Canadien Steve A2S- NFL shill to get the price up for other owners. Or, randomly throwing mud at everything. He has placed bids on 2 other sports entities. Reminds me of the Dad who just signed up on Facebook and is liking every photo he sees. Tilman Fertitta- Just wants pub. Reminds me of Shark Tank guy that goes on the show not to get a deal just wants the pub. I'm sure none of this makes sense so. HAIL and ***K Tiny DAN'cer

Tiny DAN'cer is having a tantrum because Jeffy is not coming to his bidding party.

It's soo bad. Why do I get the impression that the architect had one of these in his bathroom 😂

Give me 2 minutes to find my comb 😂

I want Morgan Freeman and his awesome voice to read Twitter to me.. 😂

Rick Snider reminds me of Milton from Office Space... "Give me 2 minutes" to find my Red Stapler... 😂

Well played! OK I will call your OE 800 and raise you a King Cobra!

Whenever I see Irsay's mug, I always think of the Lambo and Ludes scene in Wolf of Wallstreet.. lmao

In a perfect world, in All of Tanya's meetings the other owners would have these shirts on, and constantly asking her if she wants free coffee 😂

I got plans to Krafty! Said Irsay, sluring his words, picking up his briefcase of $29,029 and 400 Oxy tablets with his left hand, and 2 bags of laundry with his right. "You stay Classy, Indy", Kraft said while running away... haha

Don't forget the palettary delight that is St Ides Malt Liquor!

Robert Kraft bust into the room and yells to Jerrah and Irsay.." Ok boys our annual rub-and-tug day at the Orchids of Asia Day Spa is all booked" not seeing the reporter interviewing the two. Oh yeah, um... Look!! Dan Synder!! Robert runs away... 😂

**Breaking News** A new bidder by the name of Dr. Evil has just placed a bid for 100 billion dollars for the Commanders. Reliable sources outside the Crofton 7-11 parking lot can confirm. Seems legit. Side bar: Has anyone ever seen Dr. Evil and Bezos in the same room???

While he chugs some Crown Royal down and hires more PI's to watch Bruceifer just for sh^ts & Giggles lol

I think we are in the 1990 Colorado VS Missouri 5th and goal territory 😂

No problem whatsoever

A little 80's movie quote for the group here... Harris? Harris? Harris? My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw HARRIS NOT TIP at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

as Dan slithers away from the front counter, he sneaks into the back hardware managers office and pours soured milk on their rug.. 😂

I have missed the last 24 hours here. So i will try and summarize and correct me if I'm wrong. Gandhi, Putin, and Jeff Bezos walk into a Ledo's and yell, “Dan Snyder is a @$$-hole.” The little man at the end of the bar says” I object to that remark”. The guys respond: “Why, are you Dan Snyder ?” “No, I’m an @$$-hole”, says the man.

This organization never misspells anyone's name wrong - London Flecther