CobraCommander

Ron Rivera has donkey brains.

Just now, BrentMeisterGeneral said:

Does anyone know where we go in the draft if we win here?

Purgatory

Now I understand all the calls to fire Rivera. We ****ed up. All you idiots clamoring about how Brisset is better now we can’t draft a top QB. 

Say what you will about or qb situation the jets are way worse.

There’s plenty of time to let them score

****. Idiots

Why? Stop it

Hey look at it this way. Ron Rivera has successfully tanked this team. Most other coaches would win a few meaningless games and ruin our draft position. But not ole Paddleboat Ron. No sir. The tank commander is doing a great job.

I’m gonna get one and hold it with both hands when I apply it to my plump lips. 

I found some! Kinda expensive tho. 21 bucks. 

Already bought tickets to the first game of their series here in Washington.

https://youtu.be/s_hFTR6qyEo?si=wdsa4rMogwcu07ib

5 minutes ago, Voice_of_Reason said:

Specialists are an odd bunch.  One year they know what they're doing, the next they don't, then they do again, then they don't again.  And coaching actually seems to have little to do with it.

 

I think it was Suisham, who at times couldn't have kicked the ball into the Atlantic Ocean which standing in a rowboat 30 miles off the coast of Iceland while he was here, being coached by Danny Smith, went to Pittsburgh, coached by Danny Smith, and didn't miss for like 7 years.  It it wasn't Swishy, it was somebody.  

 

 

Reading his draft profile on NFL.com does not make me think this is new. For one thing he didn’t snap on punts for a while and it was determined he lacked consistent placement making the punter have to move around.

I don’t understand how that is someone you trade up for.

17 minutes ago, Skinsinparadise said:

 

 

 

Could he not do this in college? I feel like our terrible coaches probably ruined him.

10 minutes ago, kingdaddy said:

As another poster, I can't recall who, pointed out, the new GM may choose to take a rookie QB with 5 years on a rookie deal over Sam who would have only 2 years left. Makes sense, especially if the new GM isn't sold on Sam and falls in love with one of the guys coming out.

Ok but you can and should have multiple QBs on your roster. So again. Why cut him from your roster?

1 minute ago, kingdaddy said:

QB's have bounced back from beatings before, specifically Troy Aikman. He got his head handed to him over and over again his first year as a starter. Sam can do it too, especially with a new staff coming in to clear his head. That being said, who knows if he'll even be here? 

Why would Sam not be here? He’s on a 5the round rookie contract. 
 

I welcome all solutions to this nightmare. In GM I trust.

Just now, NoVaSkins21 said:

Rivera is going to be fired and is never going to get a job in football again

That seems to be a pattern with our coaches doesn’t it? I can’t think of the last HC we’ve had to go on and be a HC somewhere.

We spent a draft pick on cheeseman right? Moved up for him. Fire Rivera after the game. I’ve had enough.

I don’t want to alarm anybody but I think our offensive line might be bad.

If Cal Ripken Jr is wrong then I don’t want to be right.

11 minutes ago, Forehead said:

 

 

Clearly not lactose intolerant.  If the whole calcium thing isn't exaggerated, my bones are probably made of iron by this point.

 

5 hours ago, Dan T. said:

BTW, what's the deal with buttermilk?

Traditionally it’s what left over after turning milk into butter and letting it sit to ferment and thicken. Another of milks delicious byproducts.

Without milk we wouldn’t have cheese, whipped cream, buttermilk pancakes or buttermilk fried chicken.

Milk is such a great ingredient as is buttermilk. Nowadays buttermilk is just milk that gets fermented with the same cultures used to make yogurt. 

I listen to the show but only for the producers. Matt and Matt should get to take over the show. They do all the work anyways.

It’s actually easier for me to take metro there because i don’t have to switch lines. It’s a loss for the city but I’m ready for a new mayor.

This should fast track my plan to annex Alexandria.