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Just now, clskinsfan said:

They arent going to show anything in the preseason. And thats the way it should be. 

It's Fitzpatrick. He's been in the league forever. Just have Terry do a fly route and Fitz launch it. Like they did a few plays later. I just want to see a ****ing deep ball after Alex Smith last year.

Great awareness by McKissic on that one.

Yay endzone shot! Shame it didn't work, but I liked seeing it for a ****ing change.

I want Fitz to throw to the endzone on the first play. It's the preseason, **** it go deep!

Just now, Florgon79 said:

Sure looks like all they did was take away the pompoms.

You can hide your passport in a pom-pom so it can't be taken from you, so obviously those had to go.

Just now, TryTheBeal! said:

Fitz missed one.

He's a bum, cut his ass.

Am I in mid-season form yet?

So I know I'm way behind the curve on this one, but I recently started playing Fallout 4. Love the game, but here's the problem: I can't stop messing with my settlements. I'm like, 30 hours into the game and I've barely explored the world because I'm constantly tweaking my settlements and I just....I can't stop. I may need an intervention to actually play the game, because I only explore now when I need parts or supplies.

12 minutes ago, Nerm said:

I know that hatred of Dallas runs deep..  But, I was wondering if the Cowboys' decades long run of poor play has dampened that hatred. 

 

So, I was wondering what situations would be more upsetting to WFT fans then watching the Cowboys win a Super Bowl this season.

 

What would be worse, the Cowboys winning the Super Bowl in a blowout, or...

The WFT missing the playoffs due to poor QB play, while Kirk Cousins and Dwayne Haskins finish 1 and 2 in the MVP race.

 

Both of those scenarios have a non-zero chance of happening.  So, which would you choose?

Cowboys winning, hands down.

If only because it would embolden every damn bandwagon fan to be even more obnoxious than ever before. The media would be insufferable.

Cousins and Haskins being MVP leaders would suck, but only because that means Covid hit the NFL so hard that 67 other QBs died. And that would just be sad and terrible.

1 hour ago, China said:

Vaccines Are Being Required for Travel — Here's How Unvaccinated People Feel About That

I don't give a ****. **** them. You don't want to do your part for wider society, then wider society has no obligation to cater to you. They need to stop interviewing these whiny assholes and giving them any attention or their position any credibility.

I prefer more stories like this:

Vaccine Outrage: Why the Delta Variant’s ‘Sudden Doom Effect’ Is Making Us Snap

2 hours ago, Cooked Crack said:

 

 

 

 

Wait, they can just do this? Without the governor spending a week groveling and kissing the President's ass first? 

A scared, overweight, right-wing terrorist cosplaying as a soldier while displaying a piss-poor firing stance and terrible trigger control pointing his gun (with no scope or sights) at an unarmed photojournalist in Portland.

Sorry to bump this with such a downer image, but if this doesn't sum up current America to a "T" I'm not sure what does.

2 hours ago, Rdskns2000 said:

If they offer a booster shot; will

you take it? I got Pfizer and will, if they make one available.

In a heartbeat.

20 hours ago, TheGreatBuzz said:

Anyone interested in putting together a squares pool for what day Cuomo is out of office?

I call dibs on 9/11!

10 hours ago, PokerPacker said:

 

It means asking google to find you something on the internet that agrees with what you want to believe.

1 hour ago, Bang said:

The left DEFINITELY has a messaging problem. I think if the democrats decided to have a "day for the children" or something, they'd probably label it "Lets kill all the kids" or something completely off what they're trying to say.

Eh, the right would just call it "Democrats Reveal They're all Pedophiles Day" or some such nonsense anyway.

11 hours ago, Cooked Crack said:

 

Something something work forces, something something burn crosses, etc.

Don't submarines need to come up for air, fuel, supplies, etc. at some point? Anybody reported Westy MIA to the proper authorities?

2 hours ago, Larry said:

So, God can't make it happen, if he tells you about it?  

No. God can't make it happen if Biden knows about it. Biden's more powerful than God now, what with the dethroning and all.

22 minutes ago, Momma There Goes That Man said:

he’s not acting like someone that realizes his administration is the last wall standing between American authoritarianism. 

Because he doesn't believe it. It's really that simple. He's the guy who watched what the R's turned into while he was VP (or at least were much more willing to become vocal about their beliefs), and he still thinks that people like Mitt Romney and Liz Cheney are the "real Republican party" who believe in compromise and actually governing.

I know we just saw the epitome of what happens when someone with no experience takes over the highest office of the land, but now we're seeing the exact opposite: someone who has spent TOO much time in Congress holding that office. You served in Congress for what, 40 years or so? and this is the result. Biden served with some of these people. He's probably good friends with some of the people who publicly denounce him at every opportunity. He is either unable or unwilling to believe that these people that he worked with for so long really don't give a **** about him or their constituents as long as they can score imaginary points against him for opposing him.

At least that's how I see it. I could be wrong, but I don't know how else to think based on his words and actions.

1 hour ago, Riggo-toni said:

I've often stated "Show me a Christian who insists on a literal reading of the Bible, and I will show you someone who has never read the Old Testament."

When people talk about the Bible insisting on putting homosexuals to death or some other crazy ****, I like to pose the following:

 

Here are 4 acts described in the Bible, and 4 punishments. Can you match the punishment with the sin?

 

(1)Cursing one's father or mother.

 

(2)A woman stops a fight between two men by hitting or grabbing one of the men by the testicles.

 

(3)Lesbians aka "women who lie with women"

 

(4)Kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach so that she miscarries (primitive version of abortion, apparently)

 

Here are the punishments in order of severity (least to worst)

 

(A)Not allowed to serve as an archer in the army

 

(B)Pay a fine

 

(C)Have a hand cut off

 

(D)Put to death

 

 

 

 

Added the letters and numbers to make it easier. But sadly I know the answers here:

1-D

2-C

3-A

4-B

5 hours ago, China said:

Unvaccinated hospitalized patients say they regret not getting the shot

 

 

How sad for them.

I'm sure this will definitely convince others like them and not fall on deaf ear at all yet again. This time, it's gonna break through. I'm seriously.

7 hours ago, Larry said:

Just pointing out. Running over somebody who's laying in the road MIGHT simply be "cop had his head in the computer". 

And here I thought distracted driving was a bad thing to be avoided at all costs.

5 hours ago, China said:

 

Nevada group proposes forcing teachers to wear body cameras to ensure they don't teach critical race theory

I'm sure even if it passes, teachers are smart enough to figure out how to make them "accidentally turn off" or "malfunction" as often as the police.

29 minutes ago, mistertim said:

 

How the **** can they do stuff like that and NOT have it result in criminal charges?

Qualified Immunity!

24 minutes ago, TryTheBeal! said:

On brand.

 

 

He's just disappointed they've been arrested instead of poisoned with radioactive materials.