Dark Acre

I told him *sativa* but he insisted on her sister indica.

Andrew Luck has entered the chat. Teams that are bad enough to draft a QB in rd. 1 should usually spend a bunch more picks on offensive fat boys unless they already have a good line. IIRC, we did give RGIII a pretty good OL.

In 2000, the Jets drafted Shaun Ellis and John Abraham back to back (12, 13). Those were not misses. Chad Pennington and TE Anthony Becht, yeah. Right after Pennington went Shaun Alexander. Ouch. Keith Bullock went 3 picks after Becht. That was the year we took Arrington and Samuels. Two teams had 6 of the 31 picks (didn't somebody forfeit?).

The top 10 has no D, no TE, no G, and no RB (and, of course, no ST). Is this a first?

Were you one of *those* guys who watched us lose to an inept ref at the end of 1979?

Right when he turns into a pocket passer.

I still have 3 tix to that event - mine and my parents'. After they arrived, my cousin had to go and schedule his wedding the same day.... Grrr.... I mean, he's just my father's brother's son. WTH, right?

He needs to be eating grass-fed beef and lamb, pacific salmon, free-range eggs, plain/no-sugar-added Greek yogurt, and mushrooms. Carbs can be had in the form of cruciferous veggies, lettuces, and beans.

Riggins didn't spend his entire career here. Key guy in team history but not sure his # should be retired. Heck, he quit on the team once, though it may have eventually led to the hiring of Gibbs.

They don't want to take an early pay cut by going pro. OJ would've stayed in college longer if he could've too.

The only safe thing to do is keep #2, trade for #3 also, and draft both Maye and Daniels. If they both pan out in preseason, you trade one to the AFC. If only 1 hits, well, you got the right guy. If neither hits, well, you light a fattie and turn on highlights of Gibbs 1.

Yeah but it's waaaay too complex. Ok, the horsie moves this way, the bishop lines up over here, and if you move the pawn behind any piece in this area between these two lines, that's some French term for "Heh. Gotcha".

Just get it over with and turn the NFL into a pro PP&K competition.

Since LT is so hard to find, why not draft 2 RTs and an ambidextrous QB?

A JD is kind of a doctorate but it is not the equivalent of a Ph.D. People fresh out of law school (by gradumacating I mean) are some of the functionally dumbest people on the planet. Saying they have doctorates is a real insult to people who spend multiple years *after* getting a master's and then do original research and defend a thesis to criticism by 3 profs whose goal is to F your life up (kinda like avoiding a pass rush and putting the ball into your receiver's hands, in the end zone, 50 yards away). On top of that, calling yourself Dr. -- esq. is the ultimate mark of narcissism. The hardest thing I did in law school was successfully, and without any spillage, shotgun a beer at the end of one of my 1st year exams. Yet nearly 30 years (and countless Redskins disappointments) later, people still want to give me money to do what I do. Kinda like coaching retreads.

Well I went to college for 7 years and I'm called a lawyer. But that was after 3 years of law school. Btw, the rumors that we could pick Daniels are true. That's because Chicago is taking Williams and we have the #2 pick. So we do have the absolute capability of taking Daniels. These rumors mean nothing. Might as well say Washington could pick anyone except Williams. Well, yeah.

Randall could pass, run, and punt. If he played in today's game, he'd be the first pick in every fantasy draft.

Charles Leno seemed like a really good dude (remember the surprise where his wife was preggers?). Really good dude + capable left tackle = great stay-at-home dad. I wonder if he has a future in coaching.

An unopened pack of cards with the possibility of pulling a 1st day, autographed, platinum leaf-bordered, number-embossed rated rookie, 1st or 2nd round draft pick card is worth so much more than a third-year future potential top-10 starter card.

Theismann got hurt in D.C. Smith got hurt in Maryland. (The difference between D.C. and Maryland may not matter much now, but it sure mattered until September 30, 1986.)

Die Bart, Die means "The Bart, The" -- Sideshow Bob

Forbes plays two-dimensionally. If he can put on a few pounds, he could actually be seen when he turns sideways. Will be interesting to see what the many underachievers left on the roster will be able to do with proper coaching and schemes.

That is definitely not Dyno-mite!

It may be an excuse, but if you're one of the teammates he's referring to, you gotta like the 'tude and the 'tunity. Dudes do get seen and noticed that way. He could've just said, "Yeah, I'm a diva. Ya'all gonna draft me top 3 anyway, so pfffft...."

As great a story as Brock Purdy being drafted last is, he's no Kurt Warner. Purdy's shelf-stocking time is awful and, man, he puts the mayo where the mustard should be. Imagine going to chomp down on a dog with all your favorite fixins and then, "Ugh, what the? Dutch style??? Effing Purdy."