Ron Swanson is the only man who could call Chuck Norris a ***** to his face and actually get away with it.
In fact, I bet Chuck Norris has a tattoo of Ron Swanson's face on his upper arm.
Here are two things...
A storm trooper cake...
And a typewriter that makes art...
http://hifructose.com/the-blog/2050-tyree-callahans-chromatic-typewriter.html