I, of my own free will and accord, in the presence of the ES members and this form, do herein, hereby, and hereon; most solemnly, sincerely, and truly, promise, declare, and swear that I will always Hate the Cowboys, Loath the Giants, and despise the Eagle.
I further swear that I will always follow, cherish, and support the team that I have always loved: the Washington Redskins!.
HTTR!