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A 45-year-old biotech CEO may have reduced his biological age by at least 5 years through a rigorous medical program that can cost up to $2 million a year, Bloomberg reported

https://news.yahoo.com/45-old-biotech-ceo-may-032642532.html?.tsrc=daily_mail&uh_test=2_15

Bryan Johnson is 45 years old but, according to a new report, his test results show he has the heart of a 37-year-old and the lungs of a young adult.

Johnson is a biotech entrepreneur who hopes to game nature's course of aging and have the organs and health of an 18-year-old by going through an intense data-driven experimental program he's called Project Blueprint.

According to a recent Bloomberg profile of the CEO, Johnson could spend up to $2 million on his body this year and there are early glimpses that show he may be on track to unlocking the secret to age reversal.

Test results from doctors suggest that Johnson has the heart of a 37-year-old, the skin of a 28-year-old, and the lung capacity of an 18-year-old, Bloomberg's Ashlee Vance reported.

[...]In certain aspects of his health, he's shown even younger signs of age. Doctors say he has the gum inflammation of a 17-year-old, and a device that tracks Johnson's rate of nighttime erections is like that of a teenager's, Bloomberg reported.

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Nighttime erections of a teenager?...

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He nails it.

4 hours ago, China said:

Meh, it's not a nightmare for him until he's actually indicted.

It says it's a nightmare statement, not a nightmare for Trump (at least not yet).

The district attorney saying to the grand jury not to release the hearing transcripts because indictments are imminent and she doesn't want to prejudice any future jurors against those being indicted will not have Trump sleeping soundly...outside of him being a sociopath that is lol...

22 minutes ago, Larry said:

Maybe some Republicans have decided that acting, unanimously, like Jan 6th rioters, might cost them power?  

Well, to be fair, after that statement she's now being called a RINO lol...

Rep. Nancy Mace is saying the same thing..

7 hours ago, Cooked Crack said:

Gonna take a wild guess and say we not getting a special prosecutor for this. Seems like all living Presidents and Vice Presidents will have something. What matters is what happens when they find out.

When asked if he took any classified documents from the White House, Pence nods his head "yes" as he says "I did not" lol...detectives say that body language is a sign that he's lying.

1 hour ago, purbeast said:

Read this on another forum and I definitely did not see this connection...

 

 

Pretty interesting.  

I was thinking of that same thing just now...

1 hour ago, Renegade7 said:

 

Stuff like this is why "28 Days Later" is arguably the best zombie movie ever.

 

Not trying to remake anything, super simple, and terrifyingly plausible. 

What caused people to turn into zombies in 28 Days Later?...I can't remember.

Just now, FrFan said:

Ooops sorry my bad typo I meant DL, am I getting dyslexic ? 😧

Ohhhhh lol (smacks forehead). I should have figured that out.

2 minutes ago, KDawg said:

 

I don't understand what Wins Above Replacement means for a NFL team.

2 minutes ago, FrFan said:

 

See the protection Burrow got while medias were concerned about the injured players.

"The Cincinnati Bengals are the lone team with serious concerns with two more major injuries to their offensive line, meaning three of the starting five will be out Sunday."

But, what does that have to do with the Bills' OL? lol...

43 minutes ago, samy316 said:

Take a look at this chart.  Keep in mind that the same people are in charge of handling FO decisions for at leat one more year:

 

 

 

It's amazing how horrific Ron Rivera & the FO are at making decisions related to the QB position.  I'm really tempted to bump that Fire Ron thread just to reiterate how awful our QB evaluating process is here.  The fact we won 8 games with two QB's who are dead last in WAR, QBR and PFF analytics is an amazing indictment on our offense, and a clear sign that the defense definitely played up to expectations this year..

 

So does that chart mean playing Wentz and/or Heinicke doesn't give you any more wins than if they were replaced with any one of dozens of other QBs out there...or something like that?

EDIT: Also, does that chart mean playing Wentz cost us wins compared to if we played pretty much any other QB in the NFL? lol...

47 minutes ago, FrFan said:

I was really impressed by the Bengals guards physical performance (rookie Cordell Volson and Max Scharping) they really shut down the Bills OL

Huh?

7 minutes ago, zCommander said:

Droughts of what?

EDIT: I think I get it now, drought of league championships, not just Super Bowls...

22 minutes ago, Warhead36 said:

That's kind of a myth at this point. Jerruh really isn't in charge of personnel at all. They have Will McClay who is one of the best in the business(look at their drafts in recent years). He's the face of the franchise for better or worse but he's not really running things the way he used to.

Oh, he's involved more than enough to **** things up for the Cowboys. He's still the GM, and he's the one who hired McCarthy. Jerruh is the owner, GM, and president of the franchise...no way his arrogance and influence isn't being vomited all over the front office and coaching staff.

1 minute ago, Voice_of_Reason said:

That was the worst, most lackadaisical ridiculous attempt at the lateral play I’ve ever seen.  

Did you forget the Eagles at the end of their loss to us? lol...