Califan007 The Constipated

Two weirdest perspectives/viewpoints/theories I read on twitter in all of this lol:

1. Guy blamed fans for showing excitement over the possibility of hiring Bieniemy for OC, because Snyder would see how excited we all are and would decide not to sell the team because of it.

2. When hearing that Snyder sent the private jet to take Jason Wright from California back to the east coast to meet Bieniemy (I guess they grew up in the same area), another guy on twitter thought it was Snyder trying to show the league owners he really has changed and is making good decisions in order to get their blessing in remaining owner.

3 minutes ago, skinsfan66 said:

New owner needs to take care of things like, where is the Stadium and how to get to his box. where is his office, where he can pickup a commanders hat? Take your congrad calls..... leave the team management, coaches alone this year. Don't do a Snyder . 

Owners are usually in on GM hires. Plus, we don't have a team president on the football side of things.

Snyder came in, fired Casserly, and kept Norv...then inserted himself and Cerrato in as GM, and remained the de facto general manager for the next 17 years. That would be "doing a Snyder".

Former NFL defensive back Eric Johnson was arrested, along with seven others, on human trafficking charges in Georgia, Nick Bromberg of Yahoo Sports reports.

Charges for the eight range from human trafficking, racketeering, aggravated assault, kidnapping and gang-related offenses. Georgia attorney general Chris Carr claims, per Yahoo, that the seven men and one woman arrested “are alleged to have engaged in the trafficking of five female victims, including one minor, to further their criminal enterprise.”

Johnson, who played with three NFL teams from 2000-05, is facing a charge of conspiracy to violate the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, a count of trafficking a person for sexual servitude and three charges of violating the state’s street gang terrorism and prevention act.

The alleged crimes were committed between October 2021 and July 2022.

4 minutes ago, BrentMeisterGeneral said:

Unless the new owner elevates Bienemy to HC 

Good lord, I hope not...hoping the new owner focuses on who they want as the GM, and then lets them decide who should be coach.

8 minutes ago, Jumbo said:

 

2. No regular ridiculously moronic plays inside red zone.

 

13 minutes ago, BleedBNG said:

 

 

Was this posted this morning? lol...if so, trying to see how anyone would know this.

1 minute ago, RWJ said:

This tweet is crap.  It's an 11 hour old tweet and JJ Arcega-Whiteside Stan has 1720 followers.  File 13 it in the trash can. 

I just wondered the same thing lol...

20 minutes ago, CobraCommander said:

Why not? Who is saying they can’t be retrained? Also how long does a drug sniffing dog stay in service? It’s not like you trained it for 30 years of service. 

I haven't read even one sentence on the topic lol...but I'm confused as to what the issue is. On the surface it kinda sounds like "We need to keep marijuana illegal for the sake of those poor drug-sniffing dogs," which can't be right lol...

I'm still a fan of making all porn sites have the .xxx extension instead of .com/.org/etc. And then making it the parent's responsibility to block all sites ending with .xxx...browsers can provide that feature for parents to use with a password so only they can unblock it. Do the same with your kid's iPhone... and if the kid still gets around those safeguards, oh well. Because of the nature of the internet, it's impossible to eliminate--or even come close to eliminating--access to a ****-ton of stuff. So parents, do what you can, have talks with your kids on the subject, and check up on them regularly. The only avenues that would come close to working is 1) banning all porn, and 2) making free porn illegal.

On 2/14/2023 at 4:54 PM, Cooked Crack said:

 

 

5 minutes ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said:

it took me like around 8 seconds. So we were close. Evil people **** around too. Just in evil ways. If the guy didn’t torture the cats and anger the internet he would still be free. Like Trump. If he didn’t run for president and anger the left, his tax crimes would have been swept under the rug.

12 minutes ago, The Sisko said:

My bad. Anal retentive it is then.😆

There ya go! lol

10 minutes ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said:

You spent a lot more time thinking about my comment than i did when I wrote it.  😏

 

Also, I think there are varying degrees of ****ing around and varying degrees of finding out. 

- Considering I spent about 12 seconds thinking about it, I would say that's probably accurate lol...

- Videotaping yourself killing and torturing kittens, posting those videos online, and then murdering an innocent man isn't on the top 100,000 Ways To **** Around list lol...

5 minutes ago, Captain Wiggles said:

 

Keep telling myself I'm right?...Ok, if you insist lol...

1 minute ago, The Sisko said:

...and I thought I was OCD!🤣

OCD is not the same as being overly analytical lol...

1 hour ago, China said:

 

In case you care, in addition to the sign, and the reflection of the dog, that business sign tells me exactly where you live.

Which, ironically, he would have realized if he watched "Don't **** With Cats" lol...

1 hour ago, The Sisko said:

It's a reference to the **** around and find out meme.

I know lol...but she also said:

1. Elon could have watched the "Don't **** With Cats" documentary to see how much people on the internet can hate you without him having to "**** around" first

Or...

2. Elon could have watched the "Don't **** With Cats" documentary to see how much people on the internet can hate you even if you didn't "**** around" first

And...

3. The people in the "Don't **** With Cats" documentary did what they did because they hated the guy who tortured and killed kittens on video and posted tose videos online

4. The man who tortured and killed kittens online--and then killed an innocent man later--was simply "****ing around"

I said "What?" because:

- If she meant either 1 or 2, Elon's not gonna relate his actions to that of someone torturing and killing kittens online (nor should he), so him watching that documentary wouldn't have made any difference

- The movie wasn't about people on the internet "hating" someone, it was about people wanting to see justice served and stop any further atrocities

- The "**** around" part of "**** around and find out" does not include torture and murder...that is in no way "****ing around" lol...

On 2/15/2023 at 12:37 PM, CousinsCowgirl84 said:

Musk should have watched that doc “Don’t **** with cats” then he’d find out what happens when the internet hates you without having to **** around. 😔😢

 

What?

For the life of me I can’t fathom what you’re trying to say here.

On 2/10/2023 at 12:08 PM, dfitzo53 said:

Jeez Louise, the cybertruck looks like an abandoned draft of an 80s movie prop. 

Looks like this is the demographic they were designing it for:

3 hours ago, tshile said:

I’m not exactly following it so I’m only working off the cnn article, but, doj says there’s issues with witnesses and I’m guessing overall they’re not satisfied with the evidence they have. 
 

Is there something we have as proof that this is Gaetz getting away with something because of who he is? Or does it just fit the desired narrative well?

 

 

It was said several weeks (months?) ago that some respected attorneys were telling decision-makers in the DoJ not to press forward with charging Gaetz due to the low "quality" of their witnesses...I was assuming that basically meant something like:

1. How believable are they

2. How willing would your average juror be in believing them over Gaetz (because all of them would have to be to get a conviction)

3. How much baggage do the witnesses bring with them on the witness stand that a good defense could rip to shreds

4. How much evidence is there that doesn't rely upon the testimony of these witnesses

5. Is there a likelihood that you can build a stronger case and still charge him down the road

I remember hoping points 1 and 4 were strong enough to overcome any hesitations. I guess not.

11 hours ago, tshile said:

Lol Disney is still giving him money? Wow

I think the contributions from Disney were before all the **** went down between them and DeSantis...

11 hours ago, China said:

Woman accused in dismemberment slaying attacks her attorney

 

Taylor Schabusiness, 25, was seated in a Brown County circuit court when her attorney, Quinn Jolly, asked the judge for an additional two weeks for a defense expert to review his client's competency to stand trial.

 

Was really hoping her first name was "Nunov"...

Sometimes I respond...sometimes I just sit back and let Life respond for me...

On 2/7/2023 at 8:45 AM, Cooked Crack said: