Huh? You aren't a dude and therefore the joke isn't on you. Skinsbry, who I assume IS a dude, was in agreement with your statement - that ended with you saying you were of the female persuasion.
The whole point of the picture is the debate Hillary and Obama had about 'who do you want answering THE phone when it goes off at 3am?' The photochopped picture is obviously suggesting Obama couldn't even answer the phone correctly let alone handle the situation.
Not to get too nitpicky here - but, that I know of, the Flash could just stop bullets... he ain't made of steel. Wouldn't that bullet have ****ed up his hand?