Dan T.

Turkey caller.

Force of habit...

That looks fake.

Why in the hell would you run over there to pick up your car when a guy is swinging a club around and angry?

Pretty sure it is. The wheels get knocked off when the guy clubs it, then magically they are all reattched. Fake.

Don't mess with old guys on the golf course

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Edit: pretty sure it's fake.

Neil Young (or is it Jimmy Fallon) and Bruce Springsteen (yes Bruce Springsteen) cover Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"

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^^^ :rotflmao:

Wow. What a clutch win, powered by the young guys. This team is developing some character.

what the hell is hoing on here??

is he actually getting shot before he goes ninja? seriously... wtf?

My guess is pepper spray balls - they're like paint balls filled with pepper spray.

Anway, I give him a B minus for his outfit, D plus on his technique.

Go to Google Maps

Click on Get Directions

Type Japan as your starting point

Type China as your destination

Check out direction #43

A first grader girl drew this picture for a class assignment:

Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note from her mom:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.

Mrs. Harrington

I love SorenB's reviews. Comedy gold.

It takes 30 minutes to drive to Home Depot to buy a circular saw.

^^^ :rotflmao:

Tiger plugs a photographer at the Ryder Cup.

NOT photoshopped. The shot hit the camera. Tiger mis-hit the shot, and sent it headed for the crowd lining his approach.

Edit: The guy on the right with the cigar does look photoshopped!

Today's beer post-yard work, pre-game:

Sweet malty at the start, a little flower hop finish, gorgeous copper color. Yay Magic Hat.

Really?

Image 1: Kanye West's interruption speech. ("Beyonce had the greatist music video of all time. OF ALL TIME.")

Imaes 2: "In da Club" by 50 cent.- "You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub, Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs. I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love. So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed."

And I thought I was the whitest person alive

It would have helped if half the words weren't mispelled.

Agreed, I just don't "get" the Octoberfest, it's got a spice to it that just doesn't fit on my tongue. Winter is where it's at.

Well you've got it bass-ackwards. Their Octoberfest has no spices, just a blend of four different malts and Bavarian hops. On the other hand the winter lager contains orange zest, cinnamon, and fresh ginger. Which is fine if you like other stuff in your beer.

I picked up Sam Adams Oktoberfest for the Texans tailgate, but because it was such a warm day, and because all Sam Adams products wrere on sale, I also picked up a 12-pack of

I was a bit disappointed. Too citrusy and grassy. Not much of a hops kick. I expected better from Samuel Adams. It was only okay.

The Oktoberfest was outstanding as usual, though. I thought it tasted different than previous versions. I don't know if they changed the recipe from past seasons, but it was good nonetheless.

I just recently played with this Nigerian chain letter and got this back in return, can't believe they fell for it, It would be interesting how far they would go with the names,,,LOL

Name: Pat MaGroin

Phone&Fax: N/l

Address:12789 FullBush ct.San Indrawers, Fl. 33931

Ha! It's funny too, that the letter to Pat MacGroin with ATM instructions came from a Dr. Dickson.

I do not want these Doritos:

What the...?

This is from the Yorktown-Madison game last week:

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