EvilMonkeyBoy

https://twitter.com/MarkAgee/status/590328199965376512?s=09

I enjoyed the hell out of that tweet.

This Bulls team is dangerous.

I'm not really seeing it, and the Bucks did enough things well that I think they take it to 6.

Really cruel of Derrick to get everyone's hopes up like this before the wheels fall off again.

Hell of a way to learn my favorite random NBA2K player I like to develop into a beast(Ricky Ledo) is finally getting real minutes somewhere. Embarassing 2nd.

There is one in arlington too

Different people own Arlington and the movies aren't usually first run, but they are the best place to see Stand-up comedy in the whole DMV area.

I like to look at Lakers box scores just to angry up my blood a little. Jordan Clarkson with 26-07-11 assists in an overtime win tonight. Meanwhile Cash Considerations keeps racking up DNPs.

Nerlens Noel with a 30-14 game tonight. I'll give Philly some credit, I wasn't expecting this much growth in his first season.

Marcus Smart with the nut punch of the night.

Basketball definitely ranks first amongst all sports when it comes to memorable nut punches.

Batum on Juan Carlos Navarro is still the GOAT.

Elfrid Payton with a second straight triple double. Orlando has a really strong future ahead of them.

Thunder about to hold a press conference updating the media on Durant. Very rarely do you hold a press conference to announce a player is fine. Looks like it's the Russ show until the end of the season.

Yeah... Randy is getting out-coached by the guy whose notable only for that awful Pat Riley wannabe hair.

As annoying as this game is, I think Wizards twitter is going a bit overboard. This is what the post Kanter/Gobert era Jazz do, we're still completely in this ugly game.

Aaaand right as I type that we make a run.

It really wasn't though. Unless you actively want to ignore everything every person in that organization had been saying since the offseason and instead go with a narrative that was constructed from parsing a single post-game quote.

Still laughing at anyone who said the LeBrontourage was going to have Blatt fired by the time March rolled around.

Well now I understand why Khris Middleton is the new favorite of the advanced stat geeks. That guy is going to get paid this offseason.

I know we wouldn't have actually selected him, but man it stings to see Jordan

Clarkson killin' it against the Grizzlies right now. Hooray cash considerations.

Lol a Wall block on Whiteside and he loses the jump ball? The kid has made me not hate the Heat this year but it's damn fun to watch us frustrate the hell out of him.

Ugh, Wesley Matthews almost certainly tore his Achilles. That's rough, especially in a contract year.

Whiteside is my choice, but im biased (even though he legitimately deserves it).

Its going to be Draymond Green though

18 and 25 for him last night, an absolute monster out there.

I know it won't happen, but in terms of the MIP award I think Hassan Whiteside has to be considered. The man simply came in out from of nowhere after flaming out early.

Them new dudes are too comfortable, Glen dropped the dude without a flinch.

/Wrong thread entertainment.

Andre Miller with 12 and 10 tonight for the Kings. Must be nice to be back with George Karl.

I think anybody who reads this thread knows I'm not the biggest fan of Derrick Rose's game, but goddamnit he deserves to be able to play in nearly all 82+ a year. It's going to be a dark day in this city tomorrow.

I've would check out Rockets games here and there to see Isaiah Canaan after I read about Houston's D-League team experimenting with an all 3-Ball all the time offense. Him n Ricky Ledo are my favorite obscure players to develop in 2k.

I watched his 76ers debut and I'm now watching their matchup against the Heat and I'm just green with envy that they have a PG with a shot like his. He would be absolutely perfect for the Wizards second unit.

https://vine.co/v/OQUF6DdpYax

Definitely up there for the best shot of the year.

Wittman said he uses analytics: “President Obama ought to be happy that we’re doing all these analytics with all the jobs we’re creating.”[

Is there anything Wittman says or does that doesn't come off as painfully awkward?