Ancalagon the Black Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 The dirty ones are fun, but too easy--and it's a family-friendly forum. Know any that are funny yet clean? It's tough... There once was a sweet lass from Bright Who traveled much faster than light She set off one day In a relative way And arrived on the previous night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 40 lbs of hangin meat. backed off.... the other two.. :40oz: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinamatic Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 There once was a man from Nantucket. Nope er sorry thats not clean. Nope I dont know any clean ones:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon the Black Posted March 17, 2004 Author Share Posted March 17, 2004 There once was a cannibal, Ned, Who liked to eat onions in bed. His mother said, "Sonny, That's not very funny-- You ought to eat people instead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Ahhhhh. Good thread. Happy St.Patty's to all the odder we Mics out there...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 So are we supposed to go drink early tomorrow? Is that how St. Paddy's works? No, really because I'm looking for the excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon the Black Posted March 17, 2004 Author Share Posted March 17, 2004 Yes, get out of work by noon and start loading up on the Guinness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Yes, Happy Paddy's day to all! Unfortunately, I will be working 12 hours at work today, and will be too tired to tie one on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 damn, Skinsfan75 Just damn! Ancal Yeah I'll be downing some'in. Not sure what, but probably something cheap as I'm dreadfully poor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Yeah it sucks, I'm on the Emergency Response Team at the Detention Center, and we have a 4 hour training today after work. boo hoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 I might actually try to muster up enough energy to have 1 pint of Guiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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