stratoman Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!" Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an a$$hole! Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings." The proctologist called...they found your head. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me." Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. Hang up and drive!! AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!! Welcome to America ... . . . NOW SPEAK ENGLISH :2cents: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagsbch Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Got MILF:40oz: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muskrat Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 LMAO...those a pretty friggin' funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gridironmike Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Don't eat the yellow snow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 The top one needs to be placed in the peoples republic of cali Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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