Redskins.com: Chris Cooley Plans A Jeff Gillooly Moment At The Pro Bowl

[GhostofSparta]

Mods, apologies if this has already been posted, didn't see it anywhere.

Chris Cooley Plans A Jeff Gillooly Moment At The Pro Bowl

by Matt Terl

http://blog.redskins.com/2011/01/28/chris-cooley-plans-a-jeff-gillooly-moment-at-the-pro-bowl/

Oh, wow. Look at that picture of Chris Cooley in that Pro Bowl blue jersey. If you're a Redskins fan, that's probably something you'd like to see again -- sooner rather later, I'm guessing. And if I'm right about that ... well, that's something you've got in common with Cooley himself.

The difference is that you're not actually DOING anything to help Cooley get into that uniform. Oh, sure, you probably voted for him a few hundred times, but now that the game's almost here and the teams are finalized, you're just sitting there reading this blog.

Not Cooley. He's got a plan. See, Cooley's already in Hawaii covering the Pro Bowl for the NFL Network and Sportsbuzz, and he think this presents him with a very simple opportunity to get the competition out of the way. He explains his master plan in a (sadly non-embeddable) video on NFL.com entitled Chris Cooley: Pro Bowl Assassin?

In lieu of embedding, here's the transcription of Cooley's plan.

More at the link

NFL.com video link: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-pro-bowl/09000d5d81df642e/Chris-Cooley-Pro-Bowl-assassin

[elkabong82]

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-pro-bowl/09000d5d81dfce1f/comments/Keeping-it-Cooley

The "keeping it cooley" segments here is hilarious, especially Cooley's rip on Belichek and how he teases Mariani.

[GhostofSparta]

So, any word on if Witten or Gonzalez have gotten mysteriously ill yet today? Maybe one of them "fell down some stairs" late last night? :paranoid:

[cphil006]

any skills challenge? Like Fastest Man...?