Redskins:Victory_or_Death Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Important News Items from the World of Bacon: According to Bon Appetit magazine, there are a number of "superfoods" that have been shamefully overlooked by most dieticians, and the top disregarded superfood is... bacon. Their argument is that 45% of bacon's fat is of the monounsaturated type that is supposed to actually lower cholesterol, and moreover half of that is the same type, oleic acid, found in ultra-healthy olive oil. Hence, it is claimed, bacon might really be half as healthy as olives and 100 times as delicious (Bon Appetit). And bacon is not just good for your heart, your head could benefit as well. According to Dr. Elin Roberts of the "Centre for Life" in Newcastle, England, bacon is just the thing to cure a hangover. Bacon, with the obligatory side of eggs, provides just the cholesterol, amino acids and amines needed to cure the headache, stiffness and nausea brought about by a night of overindulgence, Roberts suggests. Let's hope he hasn't been a bit rasher (News Blaze). With bacon now well established as the wonderfood of tomorrow, it is perhaps very prescient of three American entrepreneurs to launch the next must have product, "Wake n'Bacon". Simply place a frozen strip of bacon in the Wake n' Bacon the night before, and 10 minutes before the desired waking time, two halogen lights come on to slow cook the bacon to perfection, hence waking you with the delicious smell of bacon. Pure, pure genius (LikeCool.com). In a late-breaking bacon bonus, the healthy and healing wonder-meat might also be a future source of planet saving bio-diesel. Husband and wife team Dan and Tracy Kaderabek have formed Bio-Blend Fuels, a company that takes the fat that drips off pre-cooked bacon as it is microwaved and converts it into a carbon-neutral, smoke free fuel. As an added bonus, the exhaust smells like cooking bacon, thereby making the world a happier place (HTR News). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Bacon its whats for dinner, lunch, breakfast, or even a midnight snack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I like bacon too, but it's time for a mega-merge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chamelio Salamander Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Wow didnt the swine flu teach you people that Bacon is unfit for human consumption per G-d in the bible and torah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never4get#21 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 The Baconator is back on the menu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 **** I need to order that up, looks like something that would be served at the famed "Heart Attack Grill" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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